04-15-2004, 01:25 PM
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN
JAPAN) for 6 a.m. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he
shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress
shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis
shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric
skillet (MADE IN
INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much
he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN
TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN
GERMANY) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the
end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decided to relax
for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN
BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on
his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good
paying job in.....AMERICA.
JAPAN) for 6 a.m. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he
shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress
shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis
shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric
skillet (MADE IN
INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much
he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN
TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN
GERMANY) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the
end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decided to relax
for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN
BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on
his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good
paying job in.....AMERICA.