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Pride Integrity Guts. That's some feel good Nazi like term they came up with to ease the pain of enforcing "lawful" orders from their high command.

After all they're "just following orders" when they enforce unconstitutional laws or at least the excuse they give.
I need to come up with one for fatass.
Quote:Originally posted by header
I need to come up with one for fatass.

K-Mart Shopper!
they did it's GIP
I have no problems with cops. I've never had any problems with the law and I think that cops are the bees knees.

You feel the need to make your job sound more important and interesting just shows me that you don't respect your job, yourself, or your future.

Don't get defensive about your insecurities.
I just don't understand what is so uninteresting about being a cop that one would need to give it a flashier title.

Even if law enforcment technician wasn't so flashy.
Jack Booted Thug has such a nice ring to it.
I love how it's an attempt to make my job sound more interesting......It just cracks me up how you people play psychologist over something I admit to making up, and using in a smartass manner.

"So you're a pilot?"
"Naval Aviator"

As for using the word Pig, that is like calling a white guy a Honkey. It has absolutely no effect, and is more likely to induce laughter. I'm from the new school more or less. I haven't been on the job long enough to brood resentment towards all of mankind yet. The best way to rile up a cop is to make fun of their specific assignment or position.

Park Police/Park Ranger are Squirrel Cops for example. Police in small towns hate Mayberry references. Call a motorcycle cop Ponch, etc.
Do you say "yeah, huh" and talk about "liking guys", "breaking shoes", "lawyering up" and other zany NYPDisms when your throwing skels in the pokey?
Quote:Originally posted by The Man
Do you say \"yeah, huh\" and talk about \"liking guys\", \"breaking shoes\", \"lawyering up\" and other zany NYPDisms when your throwing skels in the pokey?

Don't forget the use of the word "anyways" everytime someone wants to change the subject.
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