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Quote:Originally posted by Topper Harley
what good would it do for him to <b>STILL</b> your schtick.

*waves fist*

see? and y'all wonder why I edit so damn much.


EffinC - "hoo hoo" indeed. :lol:


By the way, as an immense believer of extraterrrestial life, this bit of news absolutely excites me. Military forces going public with a sighting? I didn't think I'd see that happening until I reach my 50s or 60s or something like that.

The truth IS out there.

Gotta be more intelligent life out there than down here.

thats always been my belief. No way in hell are we the most intelligent form of life in the known universe.

Interestingly enough, I'm a massive sceptic on just about everything out there. I do however believe UFOs exist simply because science is so god damn quick to try and dismiss them.

I don't believe the Roswell crash ever happened as it is generally believed to have taken place, nor do I believe the people who say they've seen aliens and what not. If aliens have taken so much effort to elude being "tangible", why the hell are they going to pop out and dance like the WB frog for Jethro in East Rectum, Oklahoma?

There is an awesome story out of Belgium a few years back. Belgian AF pilots received confirmed RADAR lock-ons 9 seperate times on objects flying in formation, defying the laws of physics, the whole 9 yards. What makes this significant is that Belgian ground RADAR also registered these lock-ons on all 9 occasions. RADAR is not perfect, but the odds of the 2 systems registering the exact same false locks on 9 seperate occasions, is just mathmatically impossible.

An object is defined as "real"l when both air and ground RADARS lock onto them independently, but simultaneously. Of the 9 locks though, reviewing the data showed that 8 of the locks simply couldn't happen. The UFOs were registered at negative altitudes, which means they would have to be flying underground. Only one of 9 locks was found to be possible. Comically, scientists and sceptics refuse to elaborate on the 9th lock.

"Science only shows us how, it never tells us why" - Dana Scully (cue the music!)

Quote:Originally posted by Rooner
Gotta be more intelligent life out there than down here.

I just sold someone a ticket to go on the UFO. The stupid hick actually paid me with a crisp new million dollar bill!!! SUCKER!!!

i wont believe in them until an alien walks up to me and fucks me in the ass

*reminds header to buy an alien mask*

Quote:Originally posted by Topper Harley

Quote:Originally posted by Rooner
Gotta be more intelligent life out there than down here.

I just sold someone a ticket to go on the UFO. The stupid hick actually paid me with a crisp new million dollar bill!!! SUCKER!!!

Did she try to throw in a dead baby?

finally saw the video today
two things come to mind after seeing
the video and reading the article

Quote: The Mexican Air Force released a video recorded by pilots using infrared light that shows what they say are 11 unidentified flying objects.

The pilots said they encountered the objects as they flew about 5,000 feet over the southern city of Campeche in the Yucatan peninsula.

According to the pilots, the plane's radar detected various distinct objects, but even more were visible through the infrared camera. A radar operator said he was amazed during the several minutes that the objects followed the plane.

The pilots were participating in a nighttime reconnaissance mission to
intercept drug traffickers' planes.

calling bullshit on this one for two reasons:
1.since when does mexico have an airforce
2.mexico always reports UFO's after a celebration when sombreros are thrown into the air.


"Careful you idiot I said across her nose, not UP IT!"
"Sorry, Sir, I'm doing my best."
"Who made that man a gunner?"
"I did, Sir,he's my cousin."
"Who's he?"
"He's an Asshole sir"
"I know that. What's his name?"
"That is his name sir, Asshole, Major
Asshole"
"And his cousin?"
"He's an asshole too, Sir, Gunner's Mate, First Class, Phillip Asshole."
"How many Assholes we got on this anyhow?"
"YO!"
"I knew it, i'm surrounded by Assholes!" CHINK! "Keep firing Assholes!"