YourMomsBox!

This guy is my hero.

Reminds me of my job as store manager at the pet store when I was about 19. I worked at a pet SUPPLY store, so there was only food and shit, not pets. So you could imagine it would get pretty god damn boring at times. The 40 pound bags of dog food were stacked on 2 level shelves in the back of the store. If you worked at it, you could set up a 3-2-3 bag stack to fit you like a lazyboy. So I would go back in my Eukanuba lounge chair and wait for someone to come in. Which wasnt a problem, because the door would beep when someone would come in. Well, after a particularly hard night of drinking, I had to open the store on a Sunday. Sundays were the worst, they were always completely dead. So I got comfortable in my little spot, which was on the bottom shelf of 40's. Next thing I know, I open my eyes and see 3 pairs of legs walking all around me. I slept through the door beep. The were 3 or 4 people walking around the store, for I dont know how long. I dont know if they noticed me or not, but I waited for them to get out of my aisle and I rolled out and hit the register. Ah good times.

You sleep at work? Where?

Working security there was this old guy that would spend his entire 8 hour shift doing 'the rounds'. It was a two guard job so the other guy sat at the front desk. Apparently this guy was going back into a cubicle and sleeping for 6 hours. Beautiful!

He got caught so they hired an inhouse security guy to monitor our activities. Within two weeks they ditched us for a different security company. The inhouse guy was my hero he sat on the cameras for the entire shift tracking on chick and at the end of the day he approached her and asked how come she only did 15 minutes of real work all day! I guess she wasn't properly motivated.

i've taken naps at my current job at my desk before. just lock the office door and snooze away. if i really wanted to i could probably turn my conference table into a bed.

There used to be a janitor at my old job that would put the "Men Working" sign across the womens bathroom door and would sleep in a stall for a few hours.

I've only dozed off here a few times. Mostly when I pulled an all nighter at home then came in here from 5am to 5pm. I usually hit the wall around 9am, 1pm, 3pm and 4pm on those 12 hour days. The beauty is I come in 4 hours before everyone else pop in some dvds and get all my work done for the day. They've been frowning on the excessive overtime lately though.

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The inhouse guy was my hero he sat on the cameras for the entire shift tracking on chick and at the end of the day he approached her and asked how come she only did 15 minutes of real work all day! I guess she wasn't properly motivated.

i bet she'd do well with as many as 4 guys underneath her.

I fall asleep at my desk at least once a day, if not twice. Luckily I have a corner cube in the back and the guy that sits across from me would shoot a rubberband at me if the rancid beast I call my boss happens to waddle over

They only way I can sleep at work now is to sit in the bathroom and act like Im shitting.

Quote:store manager at the pet store when I was about 19

impressive wait i just noticed

Quote:at the pet store

nevermind

Quote:Originally posted by Ice Man

Quote:store manager at the pet store when I was about 19

impressive wait i just noticed

Quote:at the pet store

nevermind

YOU DICK.:lol: