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Eli Manning just left my fucking apartment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He was here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In my bedroom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sitting in my FUCKING chair!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, I'll bite. Why exactly was Eli Manning in your apartment of all places?
it doesn't count as real when you're playing him in a video game
Tonight was my pool night.

Eli was there with another rookie from the Giants.

We were all getting kicked out of Herbert's and Arelis asked them if they wanted to hit another bar.

We took them to a local bar that's about a five minute drive.

We hung out there until last call and they decided to buy a shitload of packaged goods and bring them to my house.

ELI FUCKING MANNING WAS CHILLING IN MY CHAIR WATCHING OLD SCHOOL ON DVD AND DRINKING A BEER!!!!

IN MY FUCKING BEDROOM!!!!!!

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!

ELI!!!!!!!

LIKE THREE FEET FROM WHERE I TYPE THIS!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Do you have any pictures of his ass while he slept and you watched DVDs?
damn camera wouldnt work.

what timing!
Fuck you both.

I'll fucking scan and post the autograph I got when I get a chance.

He was tossed off his ass the entire time and pretty much fell sleep in my chair.

So fucking cool!!!!!
Come on Alk, hes just another white guy, same as you. Calm down.
that rocks.
i've hung out with a few pro athletes but nothing of that caliber.
Quote:Originally posted by Flock of Moosen
Okay, I'll bite. Why exactly was Eli Manning in your apartment of all places?

I would have guess he just finish balling Silera and Alkey came home early.
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