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Dear John:

Laura and I hope that you are continuing your excellent progress in
recovery from your mental problems. We were pleased to hear that you are now
able to have unsupervised visits with your parents. The staff at the
hospital reports that you are doing fine.

I have decided to seek a second term in office as your president and I
would appreciate your support and the support of your fine parents.

I would hope that if there is anything that you need at the hospital, you
would let us know.

By the way, are you aware that John Kerry is screwing Jody Foster?

Sincerely,

George W. Bush
President

I chuckled when I got this email a couple months ago.

Bastard. So thats how its gonna be today huh header?

*gets ready for battle*

Yes, it is SO funney.

I hate you all.

Don't expect much of a fight. I went out Sunday night came home to pick up my son at 1am and since then (sunday night and Monday night) I think my wife and I got 4 hours of sleep. Me tired. I can't keep up.

I think my kid got bronchitis or some shit. hooray.

Pussy.

Yeah I suck.

Indeed. Dick.

Suck the bronchitis right out of him.