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Quote:Originally posted by Black Lazerus
OK choose my theme song.

He looked beneath his shirt today
There was a wound in his flesh so deep and wide
From the wound a lovely flower grew
From somewhere deep inside
He turned around to face his mother
To show her the wound in his breast that burned like a brand
But the sword that cut him open
Was the sword in his mother's hand

Every day another miracle
Only death will tear us apart
To sacrifice a life for yours
I'd be the blood of the Lazarus heart
The blood of the Lazarus heart

Though the sword was his protection
The wound itself would give him power
The power to remake himself at the time of his darkest hour
She said the wound would give him courage and pain
The kind of pain that you can't hide
From the wound a lovely flower grew
From somewhere deep inside

Every day another miracle
Only death will keep us apart
To sacrifice a life for yours
I'd be the blood of the Lazarus heart
The blood of the Lazarus heart

Birds on the roof of my mother's house
I've no stones that chase them away
Birds on the roof of my mother's house
Will sit on my roof some day
They fly at the window, they fly at the door
Where does she get the strength to fight them anymore
She counts all her children as a shield against the pain
Lifts her eyes to the sky like a flower in the rain

Every day another miracle
Only death will keep us apart
To sacrifice a life for yours
I'd be the blood of the Lazarus heart
The blood of the Lazarus heart

Quote:Originally posted by Black Lazerus
OK choose my theme song.

I'm black y'all, and I'm black y'all, and I'm blacker than black and I'm black y'all.

And I'm blacker than blacker than black y'all and I'm biggity blacker blacker than black y'all...

This is the theme song for when TOpper and Rooner turned their backs on me...

With posting I'll kick your ass
Here to Tiennamen Square.
Oh yeah, muthafuckas,
I'm gonna kick your fuckin' derrieres.
You broke the rules,
Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,
You muthafuckas.
You muthafuckas.

Topper and Rooner betrayed me
then they lied tried to hide
And I died deep inside
And you know the reason why.

I'm gonna kick your ass
From here to right over there.
Oh yeah muthafuckas,
I'm gonna kick your fuckin' derrieres.
You broke the rules,
Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,
You muthafuckas.
You muthafuckas.

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All is better now though, thankfully.

What the hell are we writing a musical? Fags.

Quote:Originally posted by Black Lazerus
OK choose my theme song.

I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now get it on!

I see you walkin', but all I can think about is
Dianetics, your butt cheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now I've been set loose-ah,
I'm shooting my juice-ah,
Right in your caboose.
Now fuckin' get it on!
Now get it on.
Get it on!

Dianetics Jr. much better than Krishna,
Dianetics Jr. much better indeed,
And all you people here you're tremendous,
(Except the people in the back),
And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed
With me, me and Lazzy.
All right!
Oh yeah,
All right! Oh my God!
All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah),
C'mon, you muthafucka say a prayer (prayer),
When ya fight, ya gotsta fight fair,
You muthafucka, ho, you muthafucka,
You know what time it is?
YMB time, you muthafucka, go!
Fuck yeah!
Yeah, yeah!

Stop this.

Hey, you brought it up.

Are these all Tenacious D songs?


Thought they'd be funnier for some reason.

without the performance, they seem a little lackluster

The initial post was funny when I first read it. It was all downhill from there.

Quote:Originally posted by header
The initial post was funny when I first read it. It was all downhill from there.

Typical.