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i am a BIG LOSER!!!!

for those of you who haven't already established this fact...just thought i'd share.

anyway...i got over my stupid fear of phones and radio shows and called Loveline! and for those of you on the eastern seaboard...it will be on tonight (6/7) in the first half hour.

feel free to poke fun now.
That show is still on?
so exactly what do you have growing on your junk?
So why do you trust a radio doctor who can't see shit over your own doctor?


And yes, is this thread 5 years old?
I don't know if I should applaud or feel pity for you. Go see your doctor and get your shit straightened out.
awful
loveline transcript 6/7/04
Orangeagent: first time caller long time
listener
Dr. Drew Pinsky : go ahead
Orangeagent: lately while watching porn
especially blow jobs scenes
i fantasize about being the
woman
Dr. Drew Pinsky: fag

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i think the ice man is projecting his own problems on orangeagent.

however, i think in this case, orangeagent is actually a female. So, to correct my earlier statement, what cheese do you have growing on your taco?
One day this guy goes to the Doctor.

"Hey Doc, I got a problem."

"What is it?", replied the Doctor.

"My penis is um.....orange"

"Well, let's take a look."

The man pulls down his pants and the doctor says, "Well, that's certainly orange. Is your diet normal? Are you exercising regularly?"

"Yeah Doc, my diet is very heathful, and I workout 4 times a week."

Dumbfounded the doctor asks, "Do you have any other activities that do regularly?"

"No, Not really. Well, I do like to sit at some eating Cheetohs and watching porno"
That thing your Mood says, I think you need to cut deeper next time. Just sayin'.
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