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I'm outdoors all the time. That's why I have t-shirt lines on my arms. It's more or less my legs that I want to get some color on. Smarty pants.

may i suggest laying out naked in your backyard?

If I had the time to relax, I'd consider it. This summer is one thing after another.

Feel free too come out and lay naked in my backyard

try magic markers, but take care to use even strokes

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try magic markers, but take care to use even strokes

Time is of the essence here...no time to take the time required with markers.

Thanks Dude, I'll keep that in mind.

Up til last summer, I could've been naked in my yard/pool, but then they sold the treed lot next to me and put a house up. Damn civilization. Anybody want to chip in for a hot tub for me?

Stop being pretentious and glorifying yourself. Go to the wedding and have fun. And if someone makes a comment about your tan lines that you don't like, smash their fucking face in.

Why didn't you just plan ahead of time and go to a salon and get it done?

A tanning salon?

I did fake 'n bake a summer or two ago with horrible results. They put me in too strong of a bed. I was so red that it hurt to put underwear on, and I peeled 3 times.

Quote:Stop being pretentious and glorifying yourself. Go to the wedding and have fun. And if someone makes a comment about your tan lines that you don't like, smash their fucking face in.

You're right. I wanted my legs to be tan enough that I wouldn't have to wear pantyhose.

It's not even the end of Jume yet. alot of people who aren't naturally tan, or tan easily are still pasty.

You should go back to a tanning place and tell them what happened, they give you a bronzing cream to apply everywhere beforehand. Plus, if it's your first time going to tan ever or since the season has started you're only supposed to be in there under 10 minutes, depending on your skin tone possibly less.