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Right (bang coconut).
I have to push the pram aaaaaaaaaaaa lot!
Just a flesh wound...
YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES!!!

YOU EMPTY-HEADED ANIMAL FOOD TROUGH WOPPER!!!

Thine enemies, being (something) in my sight, shall snuff it.
We're knights of the round table,
We dance whenever we're able,
We do routines, and chorus scenes,
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham, and jam, and spam a lot
Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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Help!! Help!! I'm being repressed!!!
At least let me go back and face some of the peril.

No, it's too periless.

I bet you're gay.




Excalibur rocked. Picard as a knight; what could be better?
Just saw it today. It was very good IMO. The battle scenes were great. That is all.
I thought it was awesome. Clive Owen gives me kind of a nicholas Cage feel though, so it was weird.

I was half expecting him to break out and act all retarded.
I like Clive Owen and hope to see more of him in even bigger roles.

I especially liked him in the BMW Films series.
I don't know, now I look at him and all I see is King Arthur. Not some guy banging Natalie Portman AND Julia Roberts in his new movie
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