YourMomsBox!

This is getting old.

Uh oh. Again?

SLASH Banned? this is a sad day for posters.

Yea, I am banned from posting, viewing and editing my posts.

How did I get here? I ask myself...

<center><b><u>Once In A Lifetime</u></b>
<i>Talking Heads</i>

And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful
wife
And you may ask yourself-Well...How did I get here?

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

And you may ask yourself
How do I work this?
And you may ask yourself
Where is that large automobile?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful house!
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife!
Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...

Water dissolving...and water removing
There is water at the bottom of the ocean
Carry the water at the bottom of the ocean
Remove the water at the bottom of the ocean!

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/in the silent water
Under the rocks and stones/there is water underground.

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

And you may ask yourself
What is that beautiful house?
And you may ask yourself
Where does that highway go?
And you may ask yourself
Am I right?...Am I wrong?
And you may tell yourself
MY GOD!...WHAT HAVE I DONE?

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/in the silent water
Under the rocks and stones/there is water underground.

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...</center>

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<b>Eminem</b>
Without Me (Slashy style)

Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
Ninny on the outside, AngelAmy on the outside

Two more trailer park girls go round the outside;
Suzie on the outside, Tricia on the outside


Guess who's back
Back for a spell
Slashy's back
Tell FTL
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back..

I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Slashypoo no more
They want Alkey, I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Slashy, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of humor mixed with with your screen flicker
Some unbanning to jump start your heart quicker
than the shocks when I get shocked Off-Topical
when FTL complains I'm not co-operating
When I'm rockin the board while he's self-flagellating
You waited for a board this long, now stop debating
Cause Slash's back, FTL's on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job Mr. Logic
but your over-reactions are making it rocket
So the F-T-L won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on YMB
But the board feels so empty, without me
So, come on and dip, as I give you the slip
Fuck that, Ken's still got cum on his lips, Tricia WOW'd me her tits
And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just unbanned myself, Fuck You FM Jeffy!!!!

Now this looks like a job for Slashy
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause YMB feels so empty, without me
I said-this looks like a job for Slashy
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause YMB feels so empty, without me

Little Off-Topic, Ken & I feelin rebellious
Where the admin feels a little short on his phallus
Posters start feelin like prisoners - helpless
'til Slash comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!!
A visionary, vision of slashy
we start a revolution, pollutin the threads
I'm a rebel, so just let me revel and bask
in the fact that I'm kickin your intellectual ass
And, oh, "it's a disaster", "such a castastrophe"
You invited me here from Froy's mailing list; you asked for me!!!
Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your damn attitude b/c then I'm gonna
exude, under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention, back from the messageboard winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Investing in these posts on Alkey's server
Testing..testing, attention please
Feel the tension, soon as as we post about Ken & me
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
A nuisance, who says? There's nothing without me!

Now this looks like a job for Slashy
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause YMB feels so empty, without me
I said-this looks like a job for Slashy
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
CauseYMB feels so empty, without me

A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with
anybody who's talkin this shit, that shit
FollowThisLogic, you can get your ass kicked
worse than those little OTL bastards
And Alkey? You can get stomped by RottenVinny
You and Sleeper...your boy fag, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old, let go
It's over, Sleeper listens to faggy Emo
Now let's go, just gimme the admin
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I been dope, suspenseful with a spellcheck
ever since Kid A first got his skirts a flappin'
But sometimes the shit just seems
everybody only wants to discuss Slashy
So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting
But it's just me, having fun postin'
And though I'm not the first king of controversy
Somehow am the worst thing since Froy's pics
posting in O.T. so selfishly
using it to get my post count wealthy
Well..here's a concept that works
Twenty other pissed off posters emerge
But no matter how many fish in the empty sea
This place would be boring without me

Now this looks like a job for Slashy
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause YMB feels so empty, without me
I said-this looks like a job for Slashy
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause YMB feels so empty, without me!!!!!!
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BAWITDA BA!!!!!!!

BRAVO, BRUTHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GIP, that was awesome.

Looks like I have some catching up to do.

Slash had it coming.

You're just mad, because SLASH isn't devoting all his time to you.

he isn't?

now I am doubly mad.