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On the big chest type freezer. The things I do for eggo waffles...what type of kitchen type fuck-ups have you guys had?
I cut my finger down to the bone when i was 5 trying to cut a lemon.


Fun times.
My sister threw the reciever of a big heavy phone at me and hit my nose, so I threw sugar in her eyes, the salt wasnt handy.
Quote:Originally posted by Hawt Baux
I cut my finger down to the bone when i was 5 trying to cut a lemon.


Fun times.

it's the wrist you were looking for, silly.
She cant do anything right damn it.
I cut my finger too...chopping carrots for Thanksgiving a couple years ago. Not down to the bone though...ow!

We had a big bottle of salsa fly out of the fridge for no apparent reason last night and break on the floor.

Oh yeah, and I've set the broiler on fire twice.
I was cutting a bagel w/a bagel knife (the rounded edge knife) and I managed to cut my palm, pretty fucking bad.
you know Bite, your not helping squash these jewish stereotypes... couldn't you say you were cutting a deli ham!?!

I seem to manage to cut up my fingers at least once every 2 or 3 months try to clean those damn sharp steak knives... I would gladly sell off GIP to have an electronic dishwasher.
An electronic one? Can you play games on it?
electric, I meant... same difference


cocknocker
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