You are all missing the point.
Did you at least try to fuck her?
Koolaid
1/2 oz. each: Amaretto, Vodka & Midori, Splash of Cranberry juice
Shake with ice, Strain into a chilled cocktail or large Shot glass
*if she gets sick off this, you don't want her.
Or maybe you do. hmmmm
Maybe she got sick when she realized you might have a penis.
You really like a gay girl? I see no downside risk in trying to woo her.
im suspecting Jack's dating pool is limited considering his girth.
"limited" does not effectively capture the fact of being unable to date all heterosexual women
Midori and Amaretto mixed in the same glass? No wonder she threw up.
Order her a Rose's Lime and Baileys next time.