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I was on my way home lastnight, going north on the parkway, cruising along at 75 - 80 MPH with not a problem. Then as I come upon the PNC Art Center, there was a mass exodus of ass fucks!!!

I didn't so much mind all of the fucking cars, but when they get directly into the left hand lane and drive 45 MPH, that is fucking uncalled for. Then there was the retarded tail gaiters that thought that the gas,break,gas,break method is successful.

I then had to weave in and out of these fucknut mobiles. Finally I got into the RIGHT lane and for miles (about 3) I passed a herd of cock sucking flaming dick holes.

I was honking my horn, flipping the bird, and cursing at every one of them.
& yes I did feel better.

STUPID FUCKS!!!

& now to top it all off I just discoverd it was a cock suck fest.
I had to work that concert and I couldn't believe how many people actually showed up. I never knew he was that popular.

Oh, and yeah, it was mainly chicks there.
i like how he got that chick to take her shirt off in that Dave Chappelle skit. he's the man
I dont even know who John Mayer is.
rooner, your body is a wonderland
I liked John Mayer better when he was called Dave Matthews.
i see the connection, but john mayer doesn't make the stupid face and sings sappier songs.
vocal tamber (is that the right word for this?) is too damn similar.
so fucking what. they don't even share the same style of music. don't worry about it, they don't headbang, not your style of music.
uh, excuse me but I do listen to things outside of the metal realm from time to time.


Mayers vocals sound too much like Dave Matthews.

To me.

Period.


At least Dave has a kick ass drummer playing behind him. and yes, I actuallt like some of the DMB stuff. Believe it or not, I actually OWN some of his albums. (Crash and ...Crowded Streets being my favs)

And yes, I also own Mayers album (given to me as a gift) which I was barely able to get through because I thoughtthe damn thing basically..uhh...umm...whats the word?

oh yeah, "sucked".
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