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I know you've all been complaining that us guys get all these mail order bride sites to choose from. Well, your prayers have been answered.

Here is a mail order husband site just for you. Enjoy!

Mail Order Husbands

Rooner??

haha, it's nice to finally put a picture to all those ads on craigslist. That's hysterical.

Quote:I make a living by dressing up as a churro at fairs on the weekend.

George?

Dressing as a Churro?? Can't be much worse than dressing up like a Nathans Frank and running down the baseline at Keyspan Park, not that I'd know that feeling, of course...

I found my compatibility match!




Hans of Hannover Germany

"German sailor seeks mermaid".. During my long hours out at sea I often wonder if my soulmate is near or far. I have been successful at werk but not in love. Yes, I've had too much schnitzel but I have a sexy attitude and I'm not shy about my body.

Damn you Ronin, damn you to a fiery hell.

This guy should be in there as well. He looks like a real catch.

Hairboy

Quote:Originally posted by Flock of Moosen
This guy should be in there as well. He looks like a real catch.

Hairboy

His ad would start off with "Are you into shaving people?"