YourMomsBox!

I've decided I need plastic surgery.

We're having a christmas party and you're all required to pay $20 to get in.

I should be able to muster up $180.00.

It's a start.

better recruit some new members

I'll hop to the dick sucking.

CHOP CHOP!

I got you something to help.

I'll put that on as soon as I finish shaving the hair off my shrunken ass. I've got a "date" with Eli.

sure you do

I make up stories about meeting celebrities.

I'm that pathetic.

APO PISO!

Tikanis!