YourMomsBox!

you're a giver

Im a philanthropist.

you're a skinflautist

I get it!!!

sounds smarter than cocksucker, right?

smarmy*

does that mean I'm ready for CDIH?

You done been ready!!

*sniff* I wasn't prepared for this..


*pulls out list*

I'd like to thank Jesus Christ, my parents... ummm
I told myself I wasn't going to cry...

Jesus lover, eh? Sorry we're full here, sir.