Money. Money can buy all of the rest.... except YMB. The hearts and minds here are not for sale!! Charge all you want for those dumb asses. Kowtow to them. There are those of us who remember how great the show was and how great a message board can be, and we light a candle for them (and sit around here miserably in silence).
You have a candle?
I only got a box of strike anywhere matches, which is almost empty, cause I think I look cool lighting them on the heal of my boots.
I bought a candle. One of those nice class enclosed one that Mexican's buy.
As for the matches, I use them to light my farts. It's a lot easier than shaving my asshole hairs every day.
Double entandre secret cross post board reference.
Welcome back.
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