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Alkey is Tequila's daddy? who woulda knew? I knew something was wrong with that boy.

Quote:You'll be muttering those exact words when little Felipe Seamus Gonzalez O'Reily McLopez is running around tearing shit up in your apartment.

Imagine when that poor kid grows up and can't decide whether he should be mowing the lawn or passing out drunk on it.

What? What did I say? Waddle doodle.

Quote:Imagine when that poor kid grows up and can't decide whether he should be mowing the lawn or passing out drunk on it.

Better then ending up drunk on your doorstep only to have your parents find you in sheer disgust..............right Alkey?

I was truely disappointed by my son that morning...

*sigh*

Quote:Better then ending up drunk on your doorstep only to have your parents find you in sheer disgust..............right Alkey?

Yeah, but any kid of Alkey's is gonna wake up drunk on the doorstep with his parents laying there next to him. :lol:

Quote:Originally posted by The Brain

Quote:Better then ending up drunk on your doorstep only to have your parents find you in sheer disgust..............right Alkey?

Yeah, but any kid of Alkey's is gonna wake up drunk on the doorstep with his parents laying there next to him. :lol:

nah, the kid would only wake up next to Papa Alkey.

I'm sure Silera at some point would just get up from her drunken sleep, say to herself "shit, it's too cold out here, I'm going inside" and just leave Alkey to be.

You forgot about the salami and entemans cake she would devour.........oh shit im splicing boards. :wow:

Quote:oh shit im splicing boards

Oh great, now we have a disruption in the Space-Board continuum... do you have any idea how long it takes to repair one of these? Sheesh.

do not fret Brain...I already found a wormhole.

I had a joke about Silera's lactation with said devil child, but the funny has been lost