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K, so I fucked up. I pulled into the very busy lot, with an LCBO, Wendy's, bank, supermarket....blah blah. I actually silently cursed the ass.....a van pulled against the curb idling. Stupid ass, stopping up traffic. After I could pull around him, a car was backing out of it's spot. I thought "sweeeeet". And pulled in. Apparently the jerk in the van had seen him coming out of the store.

See, while I am an ass, if he had've come up behind me and said "Mcfly......I was waiting for that......." I would've apologized, and backed out, and parked elsewhere.


Noooooooo. He comes up to my vehicle within centimetres, and starts wishing me death with many vulgarities included.

How does a fairly normal human respond to being caught off guard by somebody screaming "CUNTS LIKE YOU NEED TO BE FUCKING SHOT". Please. I doubt if the idiot could even get his gun license. It's a fucking weekend course, $200 bucks and a thorough anal probe to get that in Canada.

It ended quite badly. I was absolutely terrified, I was by myself, and well, I'm kinda scrawny. I kicked his truck, we shared profanities, wished one another death and went our separate ways.

Again, if he had've just said, "Scuse me tool, I was waiting for that spot........" I would've smacked myself and moved. People are fucking assholes.

Ninny

Quote:\"CUNTS LIKE YOU NEED TO BE FUCKING SHOT\".


I say the same thing to Amy everyday.
Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie

It ended quite badly. I was absolutely terrified, I was by myself, and well, I'm kinda scrawny. I kicked his truck, we shared profanities, wished one another death and went our separate ways.

Again, if he had've just said, \"Scuse me tool, I was waiting for that spot........\" I would've smacked myself and moved. People are fucking assholes.

Where abouts in Toronto was this? I hope for your sake it was nowhere near a hospital, if it was - the motherfucker may not have been joking about wishing death on you.

That SARS is some scary shit.
That's it...maybe he was screaming to project the SARS he just found out he had. You better go to the Doc man.
Nahhhhhhh. Nowhere near a hospital, however I spent the weekend before last in a military quarantined hospital.

If I had've been thinking I could've threatened him with that myself and breathed on the fucking twat.

Anyone wanna come visit me? ;-)
Quote:K, so I fucked up. I pulled into the very busy lot, with an LCBO, Wendy's, bank, supermarket....blah blah. I actually silently cursed the ass.....a van pulled against the curb idling. Stupid ass, stopping up traffic. After I could pull around him, a car was backing out of it's spot. I thought \"sweeeeet\". And pulled in. Apparently the jerk in the van had seen him coming out of the store.

See, while I am an ass, if he had've come up behind me and said \"Mcfly......I was waiting for that.......\" I would've apologized, and backed out, and parked elsewhere.


Noooooooo. He comes up to my vehicle within centimetres, and starts wishing me death with many vulgarities included.

How does a fairly normal human respond to being caught off guard by somebody screaming \"CUNTS LIKE YOU NEED TO BE FUCKING SHOT\". Please. I doubt if the idiot could even get his gun license. It's a fucking weekend course, $200 bucks and a thorough anal probe to get that in Canada.

It ended quite badly. I was absolutely terrified, I was by myself, and well, I'm kinda scrawny. I kicked his truck, we shared profanities, wished one another death and went our separate ways.

Again, if he had've just said, \"Scuse me tool, I was waiting for that spot........\" I would've smacked myself and moved. People are fucking assholes.
Sorry, you lost me at "Wendy's". I saw that and started thinking about how much I love their burgers and chicken sandwiches and all their other yummy goodness. Mmm, Wendy's.
Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
Nahhhhhhh. Nowhere near a hospital, however I spent the weekend before last in a military quarantined hospital.

If I had've been thinking I could've threatened him with that myself and breathed on the fucking twat.

Anyone wanna come visit me? ;-)

No, I'll pass.