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Quote:Originally posted by Silera
I missed the program.

I watched the Daily Show instead.

you know, I was relying on you to come back here and give the rest of us "dah goods". that teaches me to rely on others.

well, I guess it's back to using Avons' Skin So Soft to repel those annoying lil' bastards.

*EDIT* Yeah, tool on me all you want for using an Avon product - that shit works better than "Off" I tell ya.
Quote:Originally posted by fhore twentee
Quote:Originally posted by Silera
I missed the program.

I watched the Daily Show instead.

you know, I was relying on you to come back here and give the rest of us "dah goods". that teaches me to rely on others.

well, I guess it's back to using Avons' Skin So Soft to repel those annoying lil' bastards.

*EDIT* Yeah, tool on me all you want for using an Avon product - that shit works better than "Off" I tell ya.


You fuckin puss........[sees edit, walks away dejected]
ahhhh...my pre-emptive strike prowess is finally returning to me....I can feel it...I can FEEL it...
Quote:Originally posted by fhore twentee
ahhhh...my pre-emptive strike prowess is finally returning to me....I can feel it...I can FEEL it...

Now if only you could it it all in ONE post, without the secondary editing.Wink
Quote:Originally posted by Rooner
Quote:Originally posted by fhore twentee
ahhhh...my pre-emptive strike prowess is finally returning to me....I can feel it...I can FEEL it...

Now if only you could it it all in ONE post, without the secondary editing.Wink

well, when THAT starts to happen, you'll know with certainty that my powers have been FULLY restored. Confusedpin:
damn mosquitos

i don't know why you let them bother you like that

Ninny

Quote:Originally posted by dru
i don't know why you let them bother you like that


Hey, it pays her bills.
$5 go to the store and buy yourself some OFF.
spray it on your exposed skin and have a nice day.
There is also some kind of B vitamin you can take, as well. When I get the proper info I'll post it here.
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I don't even own a white dinner plate!

Pass this on to anyone who likes sitting out in the evening or when they're having a cook out. So you don't like those pesky mosquitoes, especially now that they have the potential to carry the West-Nile Virus? Here's a tip that was given
at a recent gardening forum:

Put some water in a white dinner plate and add a couple of drops of Lemon Fresh Joy dish detergent. Set the dish on your porch, patio, or other outdoor area. I'm not sure what attracts them, the lemon smell, the white plate color, or what, but mosquitoes flock to it, and drop dead shortly after drinking the Lemon Fresh Joy water mixture and usually within about 10 feet of the plate.

Check this out it works just super!
Enjoy your new Mosquito free environment!
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