i get woken up at 6:45 on a damn sunday morning to find someone has shot out 4 windows of my truck with a bb gun.
4
every window on the drivers side & the big rear window with the defroster.
why my truck? there were cars lined up all along my block. but it just happens to me.
why not the cunt with the benz truck across the street?
no. just my durango.
thank you very much & happy fuckin' father's day.
Sorry.
I just hate Dodge.
I fucking hate little women who drive these oversized 4x4 and they cannot control them. Sorry, but you made a right hand turn from the center lane in front of me.
No, I am not sorry, you deserved this, bitch.
I hope you find this person and when you do, tell him/her I said "good one" and also "you forgot to shoot the side view mirrors".
Quote:Originally posted by Sloats
I fucking hate little women who drive these oversized 4x4 and they cannot control them. Sorry, but you made a right hand turn from the center lane in front of me.
No, I am not sorry, you deserved this, bitch.
Why isn't she allowed to drive an SUV? What is it solely dedicated to men who have to compensate for their small dicks by getting something powerful? ........and by the way Dru is a really good driver because I said so and what I say counts.
Quote:Originally posted by Lush
Quote:Originally posted by Sloats
I fucking hate little women who drive these oversized 4x4 and they cannot control them. Sorry, but you made a right hand turn from the center lane in front of me.
No, I am not sorry, you deserved this, bitch.
Why isn't she allowed to drive an SUV? What is it solely dedicated to men who have to compensate for their small dicks by getting something powerful? ........and by the way Dru is a really good driver because I said so and what I say counts.
I drive an escort, does that mean I have a big penis? Or does just mean Im a broke son of a bitch?
You drive a hooker? How does she do on gas mileage?
Quote:Originally posted by Lush
You drive a hooker? How does she do on gas mileage?
Slow but steady. I get about 3 blocks to the ass slap.
Quote:Originally posted by Lush
Quote:Originally posted by Sloats
I fucking hate little women who drive these oversized 4x4 and they cannot control them. Sorry, but you made a right hand turn from the center lane in front of me.
No, I am not sorry, you deserved this, bitch.
Why isn't she allowed to drive an SUV? What is it solely dedicated to men who have to compensate for their small dicks by getting something powerful? ........and by the way Dru is a really good driver because I said so and what I say counts.
I drive a mini P/U. I firmly believe vehicles should fulfill transportation needs and not status. My next vehicle will be a hybrid. (Keep you teenage boy jokes to yourself.)
Quote:Originally posted by Sloats
Quote:Originally posted by Lush
Quote:Originally posted by Sloats
I fucking hate little women who drive these oversized 4x4 and they cannot control them. Sorry, but you made a right hand turn from the center lane in front of me.
No, I am not sorry, you deserved this, bitch.
Why isn't she allowed to drive an SUV? What is it solely dedicated to men who have to compensate for their small dicks by getting something powerful? ........and by the way Dru is a really good driver because I said so and what I say counts.
I drive a mini P/U. I firmly believe vehicles should fulfill transportation needs and not status. My next vehicle with be a hybrid. (Keep you teenage boy jokes to yourself.)
I wanna think of something funny, but I cant.