OK, so are we supposed to be terrified by this balding 30 something guy with a few spots of coal dust on his face? He kinda looks like Earthquake after losing a couple of hundred pounds.
If anything he was scarier with the mask. It made you wonder what monstrosity was underneath it. Thanks for ruining it. Yet another pay-off ruined by the WWE because they couldn't possibly do anything near what was expected. And you can't even blame Steph for this one.
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How funny was RVD and JR trying to sell this? RVD totally freaking out and JR questioning "Is that human?" All RVD had to do was tell his "good buddy" that he had some grease on his face.
You know, you <i>would</i> think that a billion-dollar industry could at least get some pseudo-Hollywood quality makeup on the guy.
Even if he came out looking like Freddy Krueger, it would have been more convincing.
...yeah, I do believe that will end my days of watching Raw. :fire:
(Gee, and all this time I was convinced it would be Trips who would finally drive me away from that shit pit)
Quote:And you can't even blame Steph for this one.
*lip quivering* Buh-- buh-- buh-- but I
wanna blame her! No fair!
Quote:You know, you would think that a billion-dollar industry could at least get some pseudo-Hollywood quality makeup on the guy.
As I've said on another board, they'll go all out working on a fake set of 80-year-old saggies for the ever-putrid Mae Young, but heaven forbid they put an ounce of effort into a guy they've been hyping as "hideously scarred and grotesque" for the past 6 years.
Well, at least they didn't completely "conveniently forget" the burn thing. I almost didn't expect him to have any burns at all.
Of course, I was smart and skipped Raw last night, but I did see a screen cap of it.
pictures please...wait just saw them.....what a crock of shit.
For anyone else who missed the "monstrosity"
<img src=http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OA_Austin/files/Six-Pack/Kane.jpg>
Yes Mr. Ross, it is human, as apparently it had a haircut (or maybe the flames singed off his trademark long hair when he was burned as a child).
Peachey will have to face facts and come to grips with the fact that Steph isn't to blame for everything, and that a lesbian affair with her is the only way to get over it.
Poor Glenn, his career will surely plummet now.
Quote:Peachey will have to face facts and come to grips with the fact that Steph isn't to blame for everything, and that a lesbian affair with her is the only way to get over it.
It's a joke, sweets... and Steph's too butch for my tastes.
Quote:Poor Glenn, his career will surely plummet now.
As opposed to the way it skyrocketed after the Katie Vick debacle...
Even the man formerly known as
Paul Bearer is disappointed in how this turned out.
Quote:Originally posted by HydratedPeach
Quote:Peachey will have to face facts and come to grips with the fact that Steph isn't to blame for everything, and that a lesbian affair with her is the only way to get over it.
It's a joke, sweets... and Steph's too butch for my tastes.
Butch or not, she still has a killer rack on her. :o
So, does anyone think this is the beginning of a Kane heel turn or is it one of those "he Choke Slammed RVD, but he's still a face" deals?
I, for one, hope he does turn heel. The whole idea of Kane as a face was always stupid to me and never fit. This way he could go back to that "unstoppable monster" like when he first came in.
Quote:Even the man formerly known as Paul Bearer is disappointed in how this turned out.
Courtesy of "Percy Says":
<i>The real sad part about it all is that Glen doesn’t deserve any of it. He is 100% a company man, and will do anything they ask of him. He is dedicated to protecting our industry, and has always done everything that he could to help the younger guys climbing the ladder behind him.</i>
Basically, this guy is the anti-HHH. So, where do you guys think the Kane character will go from here? Seeing as how he won't be getting another title shot anytime soon, he's probably getting sent to the back with Rikishi and everyone else who's gotten screwed by Peachy's favorite wrestler.