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Quote:Originally posted by BITENY
I don't like Mr. Bungle......I saw them in 2000 at the sno-core tour.....made my head pound.

We've had this discussion before... in this thread for that matter. :lol:
Omg, I'm glad you remembered because I vaguely do! :lol:
damn the pot smoking...... Angel
Ahem, Lyrics and nothing else people!

ok now a song

Interpol

NYC

I had seven faces
Thought I new which one to wear
But I'm sick of spending these lonely nights
Training myself not to care
The subway is a porno
The pavements they are a mess
I know you've supported me for a long time
Somehow I'm not impressed
But

Chorus

New York cares
(Got to be some more change in my life)

The subway she is a porno
The pavements they are a mess
I know you've supported me for a long time
Somehow I'm not impressed

It is up to me now, turn on the bright lights
"ASSHOLE" by Denis Leary



Folks, i'd like to sing a song about the american dream. About me, about you about that special feeling in the cockles of our hearts maybe in the left cockle maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver maybe in the kidneys maybe even in the colon....we don't know

Well, i'm just a regular joe with a regular job. I'm your average white suburbanite slob, i like football and porno and books about war. I got an average house with a nice hardwood floor, my wife, my job, my kids and my car. I got my feet on my table and a cuban cigar....

Well, somtimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh,no) NO WAY(uh huh)
Well, i gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
(oh yeah) YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane while people behind me are going insane
I'M AN ASSHOLE yodeo,yodeo, yodeo
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'M AN ASSHOLE yodeo, yodeo, yodeo
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets and i piss on the seats, i walk around in the summertime saying"How about this heat?"
I'M AN ASSHOLE yodeo, yodeo, yodeo
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'M AN ASSHOLE yodeo, yodeo, yodeo
(he's the world's biggest asshole)

Sometimes i park in handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces
I'M AN ASSHOLE yodeo, yodeo, yodeo
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'M AN ASSHOLE yododo, yododo, yododo
(he's a real FUCKING asshole)

Maybe i shouldn't be singing this song
ranting and raving and carrying on,
maybe they're right when they tell me i'm wrong.....NAH, i'm an asshole yodeo, yodeo, yodeo
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'M AN ASSHOLE yododo, yododo, yododo
(such an asshole, he's the world's biggest asshole)

You know what i want to do, i want to get me a big cadillac convertible. HOT FUCKING PINK, WITH WHALE SKIN HUBCAPS AND BIG BABY SEAL EYES FOR HEADLIGHTS, YEAH! AND I WANT TO DRIVE AROUND IN THAT BABY, DOING A 100 MILES PER HOUR GETTING ONE MILE PER GALLON SUCKING DOWN QUARTER-POUNDER CHEESEBURGERS FROM McDONALD'S IN ONE OF THOSE NON-BIODEGRADABLE STYROFOAM CONTAINERS AND WHEN I'M DONE SUCKING DOWN THOSE GREASEBALL BURGERS, I WANT TO WIPE MY MOUTH WITH THE AMERICAN FLAG AND TOSS THOSE CONTAINERS RIGHT OUT THE SIDE AND THERE AIN'T A GODDAMNED THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW WHY BECAUSE WE GOT THE BOMBS, THAT'S RIGHT TWO WORDS "NUCLEAR FUCKING WEAPONS" O.K.? RUSSIA, CHINA, ROMANIA THEY CAN HAVE ALL THE DEMOCRACY THEY WANT. THEY CAN A DEMOCRACY CAKE WALK DOWN THE MIDDLE OF TIANAMMON SQUARE AND IT WON'T MAKE A LICK OF DIFFERENCE BECAUSE WE GOT THE BOMBS O.K.?
JOHN WAYNE'S NOT DEAD, HE'S FROZEN
WE'RE GONNA THAW OUT THE DUKE AND HE'S GONNA BE PRETTY PISSED OFF, YOU KNOW WHY? YOU EVER TAKEN A COLD SHOWER ? WELL, MULTIPLY THAT BY 15 MILLION TIMES THAT'S HOW PISSED OFF THE DUKE'S GONNA BE, I'M GONNA GET THE DUKE, SAM PECKINPAH, JOHN CASSAVETTES(hey)(hey, hey, HEY)AND GET A CASE OF WHISKEY AND DRIVE DOWN TO TEXAS AND...(you know you really are an asshole?)
Why don't you shut up and sing the song, pal?
I'M AN ASSHOLE, yodeo, yodeo, yodeo
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'M AN ASSHOLE
(he's the world's biggest asshole)
A-S-S-H-O-L-E, everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E
harrrumph, arrf, arrrf ,arrrf, arrf, arrrf, arrf
booom,ch-ch-chboom,ch-chboom, chboom boom
Ooooooooooooooh, I'm an asshole and i'm proud of it
"Karate"--Tenacious D

With karate I'll kick your ass
Here to Tiennamen Square.
Oh yeah, muthafucka,
I'm 'onna kick your fuckin' derriere.
You broke the rules,
Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,
You muthafucka.
You muthafucka.

Kyle betrayed me
And then he lied tried to hide
And I died deep inside
And you know the reason why.

I'm 'onna kick your ass
From here to right over there.
Oh yeah muthafucka,
I'm 'onna kick your fuckin' derriere.
You broke the rules,
Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,
You muthafucka.
You muthafucka.
Nirvana

Radio Friendly Unit Shifter


Use just once and destroy
Invasion of our piracy
Afterbirth of a nation
Starve without your skeleton key

I love you for what i am not
I do not want what i have got
A blancket acne'ed with cigarette burns
Speak at once while taking turns
Second-rate third degree burns

What is wrong with me
What is what i need
What is wrong with me
What do i think - i think

This had nothing to do with what you think
If you ever think at all
Bi-polar opposites attract
All of a sudden my water broke

What is wrong with me
What is what i need
What is wrong with me
What do i think - i think

Hate - hate your enemies
Save - save your friends
Find - find a place
Speak - speak the truth

What is wrong with me
What is what i need
What is wrong with me
What do i think - i think


Use just once and destroy
Invasion of our piracy
Afterbirth of a nation
Starve without your skeleton key

What is wrong with me
What is what i need
What is wrong with me
What do i think - i think
Police


Message In A Bottle


Just a castaway
An island lost at sea
Another lonely day
With no one here but me
More loneliness
Than any man could bear
Rescue me before I fall into despair

I'll send an SOS to the world
I'll send an SOS to the world
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle

A year has passed since I wrote my note
But I should have known this right from the start
Only hope can keep me together
Love can mend your life
But love can break your heart

I'll send an SOS to the world
I'll send an SOS to the world
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle

Walked out this morning
Don't believe what I saw
A hundred billion bottles
Washed up on the shore
Seems I'm not alone at being alone
A hundred billion casatways
Looking for a home

I'll send an SOS to the world
I'll send an SOS to the world
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle

Sending out an SOS
Greenday - Minority

I want to be the minority
I don't need your authority
Down with the moral majority
'Cause I want to be the minority

I pledge allegiance to the underworld
One nation under dog
There of which I stand alone
A face in the crowd
Unsung, against the mold
Without a doubt
Singled out
The only way I know

I want to be the minority
I don't need your authority
Down with the moral majority
'Casue I want to be the minority

Stepped out of the line
Like a sheep runs from the herd
Marching out of time
To my own beat now
The only way I know

One light, one mind
Flashing in the dark
Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts
"For crying out loud" she screamed unto me
A free for all
Fuck 'em all
You are your own sight

I want to be the minority
I don't need your authority
Down with the moral majority
'Cause I want to be the minority
One of my favorites.

Alice In Chains - Get Born Again

Sad Sufferin
I knew him when
fair weather friends of mine


Try not to think
I merely blink
hope to wish away the lies...lies Can you protect me
when I'm a wrecked
I pretend youre still alive
yeeeaahh


(2x..don't want to liiie all the tiiime....all the lies)


I choose to pay
Born Gamblin Gray
thick fog that hide our smiles


Clear all your sins
Get born again
Just repeat a couple lies
yeaheyeeeah


(don't want to liiie all the tiiime....all the lies)


Can you protect me
when I'm a wrecked
I pretend your still alive


I choose to pay
Born Gamblin Gray, thick fog that hide our smiles


Sad Suffferin
(lies all the time...all the lies)
Get born again
(lies all the time...all the lies)
Sad Sufferin
(lies all the time...all the lies)
Get born again
(liiies all the time...all the liiies)
Sad Sufferin
(lies all the time...all the lies)
Get born again
(lies all the time...all the lies)
Sad Sufferin
(lies all the time...all the lies
Alice In Chains - Grind

In the darkest hole
You'd be well advised
Not to plan my funeral before the
Body Dies

Come the morning light
It's a see-through show
What you may have heard and
What you think you know

Let the sun never blind your eyes
Let me sleep so my teeth won't grind
Hear a sound from a voice inside

Sure to play a part
So you love the game
And in truth your lies
Become one and same

I could set you free
Rather hear the sound
Of your body breaking
As I take you down

Let the sun never blind your eyes
Let me sleep so my teeth won't grind
Hear a sound from a voice inside

In the darkest hole
You'd be well advised
Not to plan my funeral before the
Body dies

Let the sun never blind your eyes
Let me sleep so my teeth won't grind
Hear a sound from a voice inside