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A lot of weird stories coming out of Germany lately...

Everyone's Worst Nightmare

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German man woke up to find himself stark naked in the middle of a street after sleepwalking from home, police said Thursday. The 37-year-old man called police in the southern town of Buchen at around 6 a.m. after discovering he had left his house keys at home.

"The man waited naked for police at the phone booth, who gave him a raincoat to wear," said a police spokesman.

He was probably having a dream about David Hasselhoff.

how many german ales did he have in him when he "slept walk" out there?

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He was probably having a dream about David Hasselhoff.

I hope not....

Quote:Originally posted by Ronin
how many german ales did he have in him when he \"slept walk\" out there?

The funniest part about the story was that he had 5 French POWs near him when he woke up.

reef- that was just way too fuckin wrong. Thank you for being personally responsible for the next series of nightmares and cold-sweats I'll have.

and to think , i was about to go out for lunch. I've lost my appetite (probably for the rest of the week).....

methinks he doth protest too much.

actually ken, i'm secure enough in my masculinity to be able to state a man is attractive when that said man IS actually attractive. My nightmares will be from the image of a non-attractive, extremely hairy David Hasselhoff in a speedo. That's almost as bad as picturing GIP in a speedo.

and how much time a day do you devote to picturing that?

not as much as you.