I can't fucking take it....quitting smoking is the worst thing I can think of. Worse than pulling my fingernails out one by one, worse than being anally raped by a whole NFL football team....worse than, well you get the idea.
It's been a little over 2 weeks since I've had a cigarette and it's killing me, but I haven't made it this far before so I'm trying to hold on. UGH FUCK YOU CIGARETTES, stop calling my name.
I'd rather smoke a cigarette than take it up the ass from 30 300lb black men.
There is nothing like a cigarette:
- After a good hardy meal.
- At a bar with a drink while you enjoy a great band or the company of good friends
- After hot and sweaty sex
- In the morning with your morning coffee
- When you're stressed and you just want get that little edge off before you decide to go postal
- When you're in a heated conversation on the phone that you're really really into
hey wigger, want one?
are you sure? Isn't it about time you had one?
I just finished one and it was GOOODDDD
you sure you don't one Wigger?
ignore the evil Alkey. *edit* and that cruel Mikey as well...
good job Wiggy!
stick to it, it WILL get easier. I was a pack & 1/2 a day smoker...haven't smoked a cigarette since 1/5/99.
just find as many distractions as possible when the urges hit you. I smoked many joints actually. :lol: but also, seriously, I wrote a list as to why I should quit and that helped (as well as having chewing gum handy at all times)
I also avoided drinking at smoked filled locales for a while too. I actually avoided drinking in general for a while until I knew I was able to handle drinking a beer or two and NOT reach for a cancer stick.
just hang in there, it WILL get easier.
Quote:Originally posted by tinymike
There is nothing like a cigarette:
- At a bar with a drink while you enjoy a great band or the company of good friends
Which is why I'm currently loving the great state of NJ since you can still do that in a bar as opposed to anywhere in NY and also in Boston (which I found out after I was there). Oh, I'll stop there or it'll turn into an FU about smoking laws.
Quote:Originally posted by MYLF
Quote:Originally posted by tinymike
There is nothing like a cigarette:
- At a bar with a drink while you enjoy a great band or the company of good friends
Which is why I'm currently loving the great state of NJ since you can still do that in a bar as opposed to anywhere in NY and also in Boston (which I found out after I was there). Oh, I'll stop there or it'll turn into an FU about smoking laws.
oh smoke outside you BIG WUSS!
I'm not a wuss, thank you very much. I just like to get drunk and be able to smoke without first having to fall off the barstool on the way outside