I've been doing a lot of shopping in IKEA lately, and one of the things I've noticed is the profound number of women in the late stages of pregnancy in there shopping. It got to the point where I couldn't turn a corner and not see another one with a bun in the oven.
That, combined with recent news of a blessing in the WNEW Incestuous Message Board Community makes me pose this question:
Can pregnant women be sexually attractive to other men?
I surmise yes, but only if she was relatively hot to begin with and didn't weigh 300 lbs...
2) Takes care of herself during the pregnancy, i.e. no stretch marks
I mean, she's not fat, she's just got a giant ball of muscle and parasite in her midsection. Bigger tits, heightened sex drive, no fear of pregnancy - what's the downside?
I know a lot of people will go "ech", but pregnancy is simply an altered body state... I believe finding a woman pregnant is no different that liking big tits, or liking feet, or whatever.
Quote:2) Takes care of herself during the pregnancy, i.e. no stretch marks
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I didn't feel hot or sexy either time I was pregnant. The first time I didn't gain more than 25 lbs, but I did vomit until the day I gave birth so much in fact that I busted all the capillaries in my neck and face. Even though, I had sex even on the day I gave birth.
The second time I gained 60 lbs, still no stretch marks but I didn't have sex at all for 8 months.
I figure on my end, I wouldn't be attracted to strange pregnant ladies but I do see how maybe a married couple expecting a child might feel extra excitement because you're so much more in love and anticipating good things.
I'll explain the stretchmark thing.
The only way to avoid stretchmarks is to develop good muscle tone before and early on in your pregnancy. As your stomach grows to accomodate the baby, and as you gain weight, the abdominal muscles if they are toned will both accomodate the baby and help keep the uterus closer to the body, thereby avoiding stretchmarks.
It's not full proof. I have very light stretchmarks on my breast and of all places behind my calves, but because of my stomach muscles and thighs, I don't have one stretch mark on either.
This might be something for the Red X crew, I'm not sure if it'll work or not.
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BTW, I should point out that Opie himself said that pregnant chicks are hot.
Man, between Ant being into group sex, and Opie liking pregnant girls, they were truly the Debauchery Twins. Bop!
Scariest words a man can ever hear: "I know I might be 8 months pregnant, but I'm hrony as all hell." [Unhappily ever after]
I just wanted to draw attention to something:
Quote:Originally posted by Silera
I didn't feel hot or sexy either time I was pregnant. The first time I didn't gain more than 25 lbs, but I did vomit until the day I gave birth so much in fact that I busted all the capillaries in my neck and face. Even though, <b>I had sex even on the day I gave birth. </b>
Damn, girl, you couldn't wait a day or two? I mean, after popping the kid out of there, any guy's sausage going in must have been like an anoxeric-bulimic using their pinky finger to vomit. :lol::lol::lol:
Hold your horses Brain, we have yet to determine whether the act took place before or after the birth on that particular day.
First of all, you think that matters?
Secondly, imagine if she had sex before the kid was born. The jizz probably acted like a lubricant, and the baby just slid right out after they were done. :lol:
Either that, or the kid just grabbed hold of the guy's dick and got yanked out. :rofl: