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Things You Have Done in Your Personal Bedroom... - Crack Hitler - 05-27-2003
Quote:What was the shortest amount of time between having sex with two people? Who did NOT know about each other...i had a threesome, then two other girls seperatly within 16 hours from start to finish. so the 2 in the threesome knew about each other, but thats it
Things You Have Done in Your Personal Bedroom... - IrishAlkey - 05-28-2003
What do I win?
Things You Have Done in Your Personal Bedroom... - Ants in My Pants - 05-28-2003
I need to sit and do some math before I know if I win.
Things You Have Done in Your Personal Bedroom... - Ninny - 05-28-2003
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
What do I win?
1 years worth of OBGYN visits.
Things You Have Done in Your Personal Bedroom... - The Brain - 05-28-2003
Quote:What was the shortest amount of time between having sex with two people? Who did NOT know about each other...So (factoring in time to set up a threesome, and then get to your other conquests) you essentially had sex with 4 women within a day's time? :o
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i had a threesome, then two other girls seperatly within 16 hours from start to finish. so the 2 in the threesome knew about each other, but thats it
Can someone start a special Crack Hitler thread? Be it of the appreciation or "God, we hate your damn luck" variety, I really don't care, but this guy needs some form of acknowledgement.
Things You Have Done in Your Personal Bedroom... - IrishAlkey - 05-28-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Ants in My Pants
I need to sit and do some math before I know if I win.
Shoot multiple loads on her back, carry her from the kitchen to the living room, subtract her number from your caller ID, divide by 4 = HIV-(HIV+) = xtc
I really need a fuckin' calculator.
Things You Have Done in Your Personal Bedroom... - Ants in My Pants - 05-28-2003
What's the probability of becoming a statistic if I stick my root in her radius?
Things You Have Done in Your Personal Bedroom... - IrishAlkey - 05-28-2003
If whore A is traveling to your house at 65 mph with a case of beer and an 8 ball, and whore B is leaving your house drunk, high and hopped up on roofies, how long will it take the cops to arrest you?
Things You Have Done in Your Personal Bedroom... - 60FeetUnderWater - 05-28-2003
Quote:If whore A is traveling to your house at 65 mph with a case of beer and an 8 ball, and whore B is leaving your house drunk, high and hopped up on roofies, how long will it take the cops to arrest you?
Nevermind that.
Ring up whore A on her cell and tell her to come to my house instead.
no cops over here.
*edit*~~note to self~~ in comedy, questions sound "whiney". statements have a more gooder comedic effect.
Things You Have Done in Your Personal Bedroom... - Ants in My Pants - 05-28-2003
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkeyIt depends, did you punch her and slam her against a wall and...
If whore A is traveling to your house at 65 mph with a case of beer and an 8 ball, and whore B is leaving your house drunk, high and hopped up on roofies, how long will it take the cops to arrest you?
OK, no more word problems.