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Its not true, but I wish it was. - Sloats - 05-12-2004
Quote:Originally posted by Topper Harley
bet you've never met a sausage you didn't like.
Italian sausage.
Polish sausage is ok....
Its not true, but I wish it was. - JimmyBlueEyes - 05-13-2004
Come to think of it, that isn't a bad idea, it just might work.
Its not true, but I wish it was. - Subzero316 - 05-13-2004
What a smart guy he was.
Its not true, but I wish it was. - Keyser Soze - 05-13-2004
he'd have to be one charming motherfucking pig. way more charming than that arnold on green acres.
Its not true, but I wish it was. - madmick - 05-13-2004
Brick Top:You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."
Its not true, but I wish it was. - JimmyBlueEyes - 05-13-2004
I still go by my sentiment earlier that this would be a grea idea, however, the person that tries this, will probably be sent to the brig simply for insulting the feelings of these people.