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How about some old schoolin? - Rooner - 08-06-2003

Quote:Originally posted by tinymike
rooner - ya mutha's so fuckin stupid, she gave birth to you.

(how's that for delivery?)

That just plain sucked. Delivery was good, content sucked.

mike, youre so short you could play wall ball with the curb.


How about some old schoolin? - kindred - 08-06-2003

Your momma's so fat, when they used her underwear for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.


How about some old schoolin? - vampchick - 08-06-2003

yo mamma so old when she farts dust comes out


How about some old schoolin? - The Brain - 08-06-2003

Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirits.


How about some old schoolin? - JimmyBlueEyes - 08-06-2003

Yo mama so fat when she back up, her ass go beep beep beep!!!


How about some old schoolin? - The Brain - 08-06-2003

One of my personal favs:

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side. :rofl:


How about some old schoolin? - Kid Afrika - 08-06-2003

Yo mama's so stupid...

I told her it was chilly outside and the dumb bitch grabbed a spoon...


How about some old schoolin? - JimmyBlueEyes - 08-07-2003

Yo mamas' so ugly she get fed wit a slingshot...


How about some old schoolin? - Drunken GW - 08-07-2003

we need a lil originality no?

yo mama stinks so bad they call her New Jersey

yo mama is so stupid she tried reading morse code


How about some old schoolin? - The Brain - 08-07-2003

Yo mama's so poor... one day I saw her kicking a cardboard box down the street. I asked what she was doing, and she said, "Moving".

Quote:yo mama stinks so bad they call her New Jersey
Yo mama so fat she got her own zip code.