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Well, its been nice knowing you guys.... - Drunken GW - 09-02-2003
Quote:then it would probably only need a small trajectory correction to knock it off of an Earth-crossing orbit....fuck yeah
mighty mouse to the rescue
Well, its been nice knowing you guys.... - 2 Tired 2 Give N F - 09-02-2003
I think it'll be a great 31st birthday present for me.j I'm gonna ask that my picture be laser inscribed on the asteroid with the caption that reads "Yea I rock". I'd also like to have Stifler by my side so he can say "YES! THAT'S AWESOME!!" just like he did in Old school. That would make it a good birthday gift.
Well, its been nice knowing you guys.... - Keyser Soze - 09-02-2003
Quote: the chances of a catastrophic collision are just one in 909,000
morons.
Well, its been nice knowing you guys.... - Wookies Cruel Circus - 09-02-2003
Quote:Quote: the chances of a catastrophic collision are just one in 909,000
morons.
Considering we're talking the end of all things, I'd at least like my odds to be better than say, Powerball.
Well, its been nice knowing you guys.... - FollowThisLogic - 09-02-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Wookies Cruel CircusThe odds of a random asteroid we *don't* already know about hitting the Earth and killing everything is already better than Powerball.... knowing its path only increases the odds.
Considering we're talking the end of all things, I'd at least like my odds to be better than say, Powerball.
Well, its been nice knowing you guys.... - Grumpy - 09-02-2003
I'll get my bb gun out and start shooting at it. Maybe I can knock it out of orbit by a little bit...
![[Image: laser-cannon.jpg]](http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/gallery/factfiles/laser-cannon.jpg)
I'm sure rooner will happy that all those flexing and stretching exercises he's been doing will finally pay off. He now has an actual reason to bend over and kiss his ass goodbye....
Well, its been nice knowing you guys.... - Wookies Cruel Circus - 09-02-2003
Quote:The odds of a random asteroid we *don't* already know about hitting the Earth and killing everything is already better than Powerball.... knowing its path only increases the odds.
Perhaps I should've been more specific...
I meant my odds of SURVIVAL!!
Well, its been nice knowing you guys.... - 2 Tired 2 Give N F - 09-02-2003
Ok so I think that for my birthday NASA should let me be on the space station so I can see the Asteroid hit earth. This will cost money so I would like for the members of YMB.net to donate money so I can go on this trip. Please PM me for donation information. My twin brother would also like to come so I'm collecting for him too.
Well, its been nice knowing you guys.... - FollowThisLogic - 09-02-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Wookies Cruel CircusSo get a shelter...
Quote:The odds of a random asteroid we *don't* already know about hitting the Earth and killing everything is already better than Powerball.... knowing its path only increases the odds.
Perhaps I should've been more specific...
I meant my odds of SURVIVAL!!
Well, its been nice knowing you guys.... - The Brain - 09-02-2003
Quote:Originally posted by FollowThisLogicLet's kill two birds with one stone...
As long as we launch something within, say, 3 years, that will get to the asteroid with years to spare, then it would probably only need a small trajectory correction to knock it off of an Earth-crossing orbit....
We can gather up all the earth's trash, put it into one huge ball on top of a rocket, and shoot that at the asteroid. And if that huge stinky garbage ball should ever happen to return to Earth in, oh say, 1,000 years, well it will be someone else's problem, right?
<font color=5e5e5e>A cookie to whomever knows which show that's from.</font>