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Workplace Etiquette - Toronto Hottie - 01-07-2004

Who said I was single fucknuts?

We're talking about work. Not "turtle". Stay focussed.


Workplace Etiquette - Mister Grumpy Gills - 01-07-2004

Do they fart much in the corners of downtown Toronto?


Workplace Etiquette - Toronto Hottie - 01-07-2004

I don't believe farting is geographically definable.

You're grasping.


Workplace Etiquette - Mister Grumpy Gills - 01-07-2004

There is no way you passed geography.


Workplace Etiquette - Toronto Hottie - 01-07-2004

I thought we were discussing farts?

You're all over the place man.


Workplace Etiquette - Mister Grumpy Gills - 01-07-2004

I am diverse.

My gas is a much higher quality than yours. Mine doesn't drip.


Workplace Etiquette - BITENY - 01-07-2004

Now I've got my workplace situation- My manager just got a new computer, a new Dell w/the built in speakers (same as mine). Now, everyone in my dep't knows when she hits the wrong button or when she gets an email because we all hear the sound go off. And it's extremley irritating. I want to say something but I know it's not my place.
Yet, I get lectured about 3x for having my radio "too loud" and that I should get headphones.
:puzzled:

So now I'm left with the annoyance of hearing "ding" every fucking time she gets an email. Personally, I think thats highly unprofessional if she's on a conference call and then all of a sudden you hear "DING!!!".....


Workplace Etiquette - Toronto Hottie - 01-07-2004

Quote:Originally posted by Mister Grumpy Gills
I am diverse.

My gas is a much higher quality than yours. Mine doesn't drip.

To pretend to be familiar with my gas is just silly.

You're really trying to hard. Try to unclench.


Workplace Etiquette - Mister Grumpy Gills - 01-07-2004

Difference is when i unclench, I don't drop a kid.


Workplace Etiquette - Hoon - 01-07-2004

There's a way to call them out and not be crass or berating about it..

I'd say "Wha, someone made a valiant attempt to fart but it lacks substance".

This will make the fart perpatrator feel less embarrassed and less likely to hammer you when it comes your time to annihilate the room involuntarily.

Problem solved: