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You ever thought you farted but in reality, you shit? I just did - Topper Harley - 01-16-2004
at least it's not 90 degrees out. now that would be messy.
You ever thought you farted but in reality, you shit? I just did - banana_juice - 01-16-2004
I live in south florida, so its not exactly cold. haha. i think right now its about 70-75 and very humid . my job transferred me here on septmember first
You ever thought you farted but in reality, you shit? I just did - madmick - 01-16-2004
Pick up a box of Depends while you're at it.
You ever thought you farted but in reality, you shit? I just did - Silera - 01-17-2004
That would be no.
You ever thought you farted but in reality, you shit? I just did - IrishAlkey - 01-17-2004
I've come dangerously close.
You ever thought you farted but in reality, you shit? I just did - DonnyInternational - 01-17-2004
A buddy of mine got really wasted one night......managed to pick up this chick at the bar......so she is driving him to her house so she could get tagged and on the way there he shit himself in her car. She was a keeper though.......she helped clean him up and banged him in the morning! Sweet Gal!!
You ever thought you farted but in reality, you shit? I just did - Gonzo - 01-17-2004
were you actually this "buddy" of yours?
You ever thought you farted but in reality, you shit? I just did - IrishAlkey - 01-17-2004
He was the "girl" doing the cleaning.
You ever thought you farted but in reality, you shit? I just did - Gonzo - 01-17-2004
In canada I bet its a sign of affection.
You ever thought you farted but in reality, you shit? I just did - Bloody Anus - 01-17-2004
A few weeks ago I had about 4 bowls of cereal and chocolate milk throughout the course of the day. Now, while I am nowhere near lactose intolerant, having this much milk inevitabely gives me amazing gas. So I went to work and proceeded to put on a show for about 4 hours. Finally I had to shit, which went without problems. However, shortly after this I still had a tremendous amount of gas, this time even better than before! Unfortunately, on what must have been around my 40th fart of the night, some got out. Luckily I live 5 minutes from work, so I just went home and changed. It feels really gross and makes me cringe whenever I sit down knowing there's some shit in my pants, so I had to drive home with my ass hanging off the driver's seat. It was almost like I was standing.
I didn't really mind any of this though - I mean, 40 farts in a 4-6 hour period, I couldn't be too disappointed that one small one slipped out. I wrote it off as a case of mere probability.