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If I told you.... - JimmyBlueEyes - 11-07-2003

I can't think right now, let me get back to you on this.


If I told you.... - Unicron - 11-08-2003

Smoke myself retarded...

Jerk-off to Hillary Duff and the Olsen Twins...

Drink a shitload of Yuengling...

Jerk-off again...

Call everyone i hate, and tell them so...

one more jerk-off session...

then die.


If I told you.... - JimmyBlueEyes - 11-08-2003

Is this the same crush skulls dude?? Or am I just being silly again.

As for this, I would probably go out and make a valiant attempt to screw every girl I have ever fantasized about and drink myself idiotic, then just before it was time to go, I would gather everyone around and tell some really fucked up story and say, "If this is not true, may God strike me dead" and POOF all done.