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You ever thought you farted but in reality, you shit? I just did - GMANN - 01-17-2004
Quote:Originally posted by DonnyInternational
A buddy of mine got really wasted one night......managed to pick up this chick at the bar......so she is driving him to her house so she could get tagged and on the way there he shit himself in her car. She was a keeper though.......she helped clean him up and banged him in the morning! Sweet Gal!!
sounds like someone I know
You ever thought you farted but in reality, you shit? I just did - IrishAlkey - 01-17-2004
Ha!
You ever thought you farted but in reality, you shit? I just did - DonnyInternational - 01-17-2004
Quote:Originally posted by Gonzo
In canada I bet its a sign of affection.
I heard that in U.S.A. the most common way to show affection to your woman after banging her is shearing her!
You ever thought you farted but in reality, you shit? I just did - Gonzo - 01-17-2004
if by shearing you mean leaving money on the dresser and handing her, her clothes.
then yeah, shearing.
You ever thought you farted but in reality, you shit? I just did - DonnyInternational - 01-17-2004
Quote:Originally posted by Gonzo
if by shearing you mean leaving money on the dresser and handing her, her clothes.
then yeah, shearing.
haha.....dont forget the "thanks mom"!!
You ever thought you farted but in reality, you shit? I just did - Gonzo - 01-17-2004
I never thank my mom, she does it out of love.
You ever thought you farted but in reality, you shit? I just did - Toronto Hottie - 01-17-2004
I worked at an old age home for 7 years.
It happens to lots of people dude. Don't even sweat it.
You ever thought you farted but in reality, you shit? I just did - Gonzo - 01-17-2004
Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
I worked at an old age home for 7 years.
It happens to lots of people dude. Don't even sweat it.
Is that where you learned how to please men?
You ever thought you farted but in reality, you shit? I just did - GreasyItalianPrincess - 01-17-2004
they died screaming
You ever thought you farted but in reality, you shit? I just did - Gonzo - 01-17-2004
probably got tired of hearing her defend hockey as a sport.