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For anyone with the slightest interest in the race for president. - Flock of Moosen - 02-02-2004

You had me at legalize prostitution.


For anyone with the slightest interest in the race for president. - header - 02-02-2004

Spread the word.


For anyone with the slightest interest in the race for president. - Flock of Moosen - 02-02-2004

Only if I get to be campaign manager.


For anyone with the slightest interest in the race for president. - header - 02-02-2004

Send me your resume, references and 200 bucks and i'll consider it.


For anyone with the slightest interest in the race for president. - Flock of Moosen - 02-02-2004

How about a dog with a drug problem instead?


For anyone with the slightest interest in the race for president. - header - 02-02-2004

As campaign manager will you be able to cover up said dog's untimely death?


For anyone with the slightest interest in the race for president. - Black Lazerus - 02-02-2004

There is a $10,000 flat rate on all killings. All group killings go down 25% on a sliding scale.

There are additional fees for weight and trasfer as follows.
1-100 lbs: $500
100-500lbs: $1500
500-1000lbs: $3000


Method of disposals carry an additional surcharges.

Burial: charged by the hour @$50ph
burning: flat rate of $200
acid: $300
water: $400 cement shoes optional at a rate of $25 per foot


For anyone with the slightest interest in the race for president. - madmick - 02-02-2004

Quote:Originally posted by Black Lazerus
There is a $10,000 flat rate on all killings. All group killings go down 25% on a sliding scale.

There are additional fees for weight and trasfer as follows.
1-100 lbs: $500
100-500lbs: $1500
500-1000lbs: $3000


Method of disposals carry an additional surcharges.

Burial: charged by the hour @$50ph
burning: flat rate of $200
acid: $300
water: $400 cement shoes optional at a rate of $25 per foot

Business a little slow?


For anyone with the slightest interest in the race for president. - Black Lazerus - 02-02-2004

The discount is for "black history month"
sorry I forgot to mention that


For anyone with the slightest interest in the race for president. - header - 02-02-2004

If it weren't for you I would've forgotten it was black history month. Thanks good sir.