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The joys of getting older - 60FeetUnderWater - 06-03-2003

Quote:Originally posted by RapeFantasizer
I know I'm not old, sometimes I feel it, but I know 24 isn't old. But seriously Amy, if you're old, I'm ancient, so don't even start. Being scared of the stairs isn't being old, it's called paranoia.

actually, I'd call it a "fucked up fear of stairs".

but hey, I'm no psychologist or anything so...


The joys of getting older - Rooner - 06-03-2003

Climacophobia- Fear of stairs, climbing or of falling downstairs.


The joys of getting older - 60FeetUnderWater - 06-03-2003

god damn Corrector Curtis. Tongue

"fucked up fear of stairs" still sounds better to me. so there. mister poopy pants.


The joys of getting older - sweet angel - 06-03-2003

Quote:I feel old every time I hear myself say, \"Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about.\"
Yup, it definitely sucks when you start repeating the things your parents said.

The WaWa by me proofs for cigarettes if you look "under 30" -- I usually get proofed, so I guess that's a good thing.


The joys of getting older - KensPen - 06-03-2003

they are so sweet to ask you......

but the guys love to make an ol lady smile huh?
:lol:


The joys of getting older - sweet angel - 06-03-2003

No ya damn whippersnapper...there are no guys working there. All girls/women.


The joys of getting older - KensPen - 06-03-2003

is it some sort of lesbian wawa?

do they only sell virginia slims and newports?


The joys of getting older - Sloats - 06-03-2003

None of you will know this one, but....

I can hear the shouting
Under my pillow
It's a familar sound
When Dad comes home

It's 3 in the morning
I think he's been drinking
I get so scared
When Dad comes home

I wake from my distant dreams
to breaking glass and desparate screams
what did I do, what did I say
To make him act this way

Stop your crying, you little baby
I'll give you something to cry about
give you something to cry about
....


The joys of getting older - sweet angel - 06-03-2003

Quote:is it some sort of lesbian wawa?
Hmm, not that I know of. Think they're just trying to flatter me?

I also got carded at the local bar, but that was just to piss off BJ.

"Ma'am" really hurts.


The joys of getting older - Crackle - 06-03-2003

Quote:you sir are a dumb ass

You called me Sir!!!! That means I'm OLD