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Macho Man : Rapper - Canadian Tool - 08-07-2003

This is extremly sad, yet hilarious at the same time.

Randy Savage is set to come out with a CD by the end of the summer. The main song on the CD is entitled "Be a Man" where Savage raps out a challenge to Hulk Hogan. Other tracks include "RU Ready", "It's a Macho Thang" and "Remember Me". For more info on this exciting project you can check out MachoMan.com


Macho Man : Rapper - The Brain - 08-07-2003

Can't be any worse than <i>I Wanna Be a Hulkamaniac</i>...

can it? :confused:


Macho Man : Rapper - Canadian Tool - 08-07-2003

Quote:Originally posted by The Brain
Can't be any worse than <i>I Wanna Be a Hulkamaniac</i>...

can it? :confused:


yes it can, and probably will be


Macho Man : Rapper - CK Dexter Haven - 08-08-2003

Yo DJ Slim Jim, snap into it!

I sure hope there's some freestlyle by King Harly Race.


Macho Man : Rapper - JimmyBlueEyes - 08-08-2003

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I'm the Macho Man, I'm old and grey, I got lotsa pussy back in the day. Miss Liz and gorgeous George to name a few. I'm juiced on roids, yeah that is so true. Randy's my name I gots the style n flash, show me no love I elbow drop your ass. DIG IT!!!!!


Macho Man : Rapper - Ronin - 08-08-2003

Quote:Originally posted by JimmyBlueEyes
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I'm the Macho Man, I'm old and grey, I got lotsa pussy back in the day. Miss Liz and gorgeous George to name a few. I'm juiced on roids, yeah that is so true. Randy's my name I gots the style n flash, show me no love I elbow drop your ass. DIG IT!!!!!

you forgot "OH YEAH! SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!"

I hope there is a song dedicated to Miss Elizabeth. Maybe his own version of "I'll be missing you", "We will remember you" or "Candle in the Wind".


Macho Man : Rapper - JimmyBlueEyes - 08-08-2003

Originally posted by JimmyBlueEyes
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I'm the Macho Man, I'm old and grey, I got lotsa pussy back in the day. Miss Liz and gorgeous George to name a few. I'm juiced on roids, yeah that is so true. Randy's my name I gots the style n flash, show me no love I elbow drop your ass. DIG IT!!!!!

Instrumental Break....

I'm Randy Savage, I changed my name you know, who wants to be related to Lanny Poffo?? Faggot ass Genius, I'm not as smart as him but I'll snap some bones like I snap into SLIM JIMS!!!! DIG IT...OH YEEEEAAAAHHH Word to your monkeys' uncle.

How's that??? Fuckin Critic...:lol:


Macho Man : Rapper - Canadian Tool - 08-11-2003

If you wanna hear this sack of garbage(actually it's really funny), go to www.betweentheropes.com it's about 9 minutes into the show.


Macho Man : Rapper - JimmyBlueEyes - 08-13-2003

What a trainwreck, he spent 3 minutes just dissing Hogan. And not one Slim Jim reference that I heard. We wuz robbed.


Macho Man : Rapper - Subzero316 - 09-20-2003

From themayhem.com

Macho Man Bombs At Concert

Quote:Here's a synopsis of the concert by \"Macho Man\" Randy Savage in Treasure Island, Florida last night...

Syndicated morning show DJ Bubba The Love Sponge talked about the show daily for the week or so leading up to the event (heard locally on 98 Rock). Bubba and Savage have a long-running feud, and Bubba encouraged his listeners to come out in full force to let Randy know exactly what they thought about him.

When I got to Mr. B's (the restaurant/bar where the event was held), there was a swarm of people outside of the building, many adorned in bright yellow shirts. Bubba had promised a shirt giveaway on the radio, and those were the shirts. On the front read \"Hulk Hogan Rules\" and on the back \"Macho Man Sucks\" with \"Proud Member of the Bubba Army\" written below. I was too late for the free shirts.

Mr. B's was refusing to let anyone else inside at that point -- especially those who were wearing the yellow shirts. However, others who walked right up were let inside, no problem. Apparently the idea was to prevent hecklers from making it inside. That idea ended up failing. A slew of off-duty cops kept the peace out front as best they could.

Brian Adams (Crush) and Macho Man arrived together in a limo. There were a few cheers... and then a chorus of boos from angry Bubba fans. People were shouting things like \"Nubain\" and \"crapped your pants at Gold's Gym\" at Randy. I was amazed at the scene.

A cover band was inside playing as a warm-up, and I managed to finally get through the doors. The venue was tiny, hardly the scene for a serious concert.

The performance itself was horrendous. Remember the Milli Vanilli incident in 1990 where their CD started skipping at a concert? That's what happened three songs into this show. Macho was lip-synching to his music, trying his best to ignore the overwhelming boos and jeers from the crowd. Unfortunately for Randy, the CD started skipping. Oops. He kept lip-synching until Adams gave him the sign to stop. They tried to compose themselves, but ultimately the rowdy crowd and equipment problems were too much to handle. Randy slammed down the mic and ended the show abruptly.

Overall, the show was great on the unintentional comedy side of things. As a serious performer, though, Savage doesn't stand a chance. I felt bad for Randy up there on stage. Someone has given him some bad advice on this one. He'd be better off working for MLW here in Florida -- as a wrestler, not a rap singer.

:lol::lol::lol::lol: