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Planners publish Scratch And Sniff Manure Brochure - reefdwella - 08-07-2003
Planners publish brochure with manure whiff
Officials in a county in Michigan have produced a brochure which smells of manure aimed at people moving to rural areas.
Ottawa County officials say the idea is to try to educate would-be residents of some of the realities of rural living.
It is designed to reduce nuisance complaints that new homeowners sometimes make against farmers. It comes with a scratch-and-sniff section.
"It's an attention grabber," said Mark Knudsen, director of the county's planning and grants department. "The whole purpose is that people should not move into a rural area unless they're willing to accept and embrace the practices that happen on a farming operation."
Ottawa is a farming area, with dairy cows, beef cattle, chickens, turkeys and pigs.
The pamphlet explains that state law generally protects farmers from complaints about their operations, especially when spraying pesticides, spreading manure, transporting products and driving slow machines on two-lane roads.
© Associated Press
Story filed: 17:28 Wednesday 6th August 2003
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_806615.html?menu=news.quirkies
Planners publish Scratch And Sniff Manure Brochure - The Brain - 08-08-2003
Quote:It comes with a scratch-and-sniff section.If they ever do this with the Victoria's Secret catalogue, I'm getting a subscription. :lol:
Planners publish Scratch And Sniff Manure Brochure - reefdwella - 08-08-2003
Quote:Originally posted by The Brain
Quote:It comes with a scratch-and-sniff section.If they ever do this with the Victoria's Secret catalogue, I'm getting a subscription. :lol:
You don't already? What's wrong with you????
Planners publish Scratch And Sniff Manure Brochure - The Brain - 08-08-2003
Quote:Originally posted by reefdwellaYou don't already? What's wrong with you????Whaaaaaaat? I've already got <i>Maxim</i>, <i>Playboy</i>, and <i>Penthouse</i>. How much more spankage material does one guy need?
<b>EDIT:</b>
Matter of fact, if they made those three magazines scratch-and-sniff, I'd be a happy camper. Well, maybe not <i>Maxim</i>... they might sneak in the manure smells just to fuck with us. :lol:
Planners publish Scratch And Sniff Manure Brochure - reefdwella - 08-08-2003
Quote:Originally posted by The Brain
Quote:Originally posted by reefdwellaYou don't already? What's wrong with you????Whaaaaaaat? I've already got <i>Maxim</i>, <i>Playboy</i>, and <i>Penthouse</i>. How much more spankage material does one guy need?
<b>EDIT:</b>
Matter of fact, if they made those three magazines scratch-and-sniff, I'd be a happy camper. Well, maybe not <i>Maxim</i>... they might sneak in the manure smells just to fuck with us. :lol:
You can never have enough magazines.
Planners publish Scratch And Sniff Manure Brochure - JimmyBlueEyes - 08-08-2003
This is kind of a shitty thread....
Planners publish Scratch And Sniff Manure Brochure - Ronin - 08-08-2003
Those crazy Canadians.
Only in Canada.
Planners publish Scratch And Sniff Manure Brochure - JimmyBlueEyes - 08-08-2003
I had a Canadian Buffalo Burger yesterday.