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FU to retarded drivers - tinymike - 08-11-2003

Every morning and every afternoon, on my commute to and from work, I'm surrounded by assholes that have no clue how to drive but yet they climb into their shitbox cars and make life a living hell for everyone else trying to get to work.

Fuck you pricks. Stay off the damn roads.

The left lane is not for going 45 MPH with your right turn signal on.
Going 35 on a major highway WILL get your ass in an accident.
If I roll down my window and call you a fucking retard, chances are you deserved it

A special HIGH AND MIGHTY FUCK YOU goes out the pricks coming off the GWB heading onto the West Side highway and stay in the wrong lane and try to merge in at the last minute. One of these days, I'm actually gonna pull you over, drag you out of your fucking car and beat you senseless. You're in Connecticut anymore dorothy so learn how to fuckin drive.

And for the record - can you guess the orientaion of the majority of these retards?

Can you? Think about for a second.....




























you guessed it - Women and old farts that have no business behind a wheel.


FU to retarded drivers - Rooner - 08-11-2003

No asians?


FU to retarded drivers - WiggerCunt - 08-11-2003

I was SOOoo wrong.

And I hate them too so FUCK YOU SHITTY DRIVERS!

Quote:And for the record - can you guess the orientaion of the majority of these retards?

Can you? Think about for a second....
you guessed it - Women and old farts that have no business behind a wheel.

I was SOOoo wrong.

And I hate them too so FUCK YOU SHITTY DRIVERS!


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FU to retarded drivers - madmick - 08-11-2003

That's why I support the right to have heavy weapons and missiles equipped to my vehicle. I'd love to be able to press a button and vaporize those assholes.

Oh, boy what fun that would be.


FU to retarded drivers - tinymike - 08-11-2003

I went to go buy a Humvee but they wouldn't sell me the roof mounted missile launcher or built in M60 in the grill.

Now THAT would make one kick ass commute then.


FU to retarded drivers - Sloats - 08-11-2003

Currently my problem is with a Cobalt Honda, NY lic. BLU---, white male, who drives 30MPH down a main two lane route INTO Conneticut, speed limit 45MPH that most commuters do 60 on. The single reason I temper myself against buying a handgun because I know I WILL use it on him.


FU to retarded drivers - Sloats - 08-11-2003

Quote:Originally posted by tinymike
I went to go buy a Humvee but they wouldn't sell me the roof mounted missile launcher or built in M60 in the grill.

Now THAT would make one kick ass commute then.

Go get Jesse James and 5 Hispanics. They'll chop your car and install a couple of Gattlings.


FU to retarded drivers - stoned out Betty Boop - 08-12-2003

I love when they do something stupid and you curse your ass off at them and they have their window down and give you a dirty look after you curse them out!!

I live for that shit...buncha fucknuts!!:fire:


FU to retarded drivers - HairyWookie - 08-13-2003

I hate those tools that speed past you when there is a red light ahead. And it's not like I'm a light foot either.