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IrishAlkey\'s Thread of the Moment (I) - IrishAlkey - 05-01-2003

Let's begin with a song...

<center>From the album "American Idol"

What if i told you it was all meant to be?
Would you believe me? Would you agree?
Its almost that feeling that we've met before
so tell me that you dont think im crazy
when i tell you love has come here and now
a moment like this
some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this
some people search forever for that one special kiss
oh i cant believe its happeneing to me
some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this
Everything changes but beauty remains
something so tender i cant explain
i may be dreaming but until i awake cant we make this dream last forever?
and ill cherish all the love we share
a moment like this
some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this
some people search forever for that one special kiss
oh i cant believe its happeneing to me
some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this
could this be the greatest love of all?
i wanna know that you will catch me when i fall
so let me tell you this...
some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this..
a moment like this
some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this
some people search forever for that one special kiss
oh i cant believe its happeneing to me
some people wait a lifetime for a moment, a moment like this...
oh i cant believe its happening to me..some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this..</center>



Now that we've been cleansed, I bring to you my thread of the moment.

This will be an ongoing series brought to you, the member, by me, your beloved leader. I will share with you a moment. Specifically, a thread either started by me, or one in which my presence was so overwhelming that, in the end, you will not be able to deny my extraordinary presence. My goal is that you take something from this fulfilling experience: a notation of my comedic genius, a heartwarming smile or a hardy laugh that springs from the soul. Feel free to highlight any points that you find particularly stunning, express your disbelief in how unseemingly easy it is for me to stir emotions in others, laugh out loud, praise my comedy stylings and acknoweledge how bright I have shone down upon thousands of grateful voyeurs.

Let's start at the beginning.

It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.


IrishAlkey\'s Thread of the Moment (I) - Silera - 05-01-2003

Quote:So Alkey, how did your dick hold up for you Friday?

Quote:Shelle, comment?

That thread sucks.


IrishAlkey\'s Thread of the Moment (I) - Ants in My Pants - 05-01-2003

My favorite moment of that thread...
Quote:Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 09-03-2001 @ 7:00 PM

It's official...you are a fucking moron...
Oh, little did they know...


IrishAlkey\'s Thread of the Moment (I) - The Brain - 05-01-2003

I'm sorry, Alkster, but after this:

Quote:From the album \"American Idol\"

my eyeballs just sort of glazed over and the word <font color=pink>GAY</font> jumped up and down on the thin film that had developed on my corneas.

<marquee direction=up behavior=alternate scrollamount=12><font color=pink>GAY</font></marquee>

See, there it goes again!


IrishAlkey\'s Thread of the Moment (I) - IrishAlkey - 05-01-2003

Make with the praising and the adoration!


IrishAlkey\'s Thread of the Moment (I) - Silera - 05-01-2003

Whore.


IrishAlkey\'s Thread of the Moment (I) - Ants in My Pants - 05-01-2003

Quote:So Alkey, how did your dick hold up for you Friday?
Quote:Shelle, comment?
That thread is awesome.


IrishAlkey\'s Thread of the Moment (I) - IrishAlkey - 05-01-2003

Quote:express your disbelief in how unseemingly easy it is for me to stir emotions in others

Quote:That thread sucks.

Quote:Whore.


I truly am amazing.


IrishAlkey\'s Thread of the Moment (I) - Silera - 05-01-2003

Quote:I truly am amazing.

So were the Mets.


IrishAlkey\'s Thread of the Moment (I) - IrishAlkey - 05-01-2003

Like you've never had a ball go between your legs before...