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If I told you.... - Opus - 11-06-2003

That you have only 24 hours to live, what would your response be?

That George Bush is actually a robot who is working for the terrorists.

That Alkey, even though he tries to uphold his tough guy image, is actually a softie.

That movies today are all cookie cutter patterns because basically as the BareNaked Ladies put it "It's all been done before".

That I am board at work with nothing better to do.


If I told you.... - 60FeetUnderWater - 11-06-2003

I wouldn't respond.

I'd tell my momma, my sisters, some family members and my friends that I loved them all.

and then find Suzie and proceed on my way towards a wicked cocaine, pot, alcohol, opium, etc session. :nod:

Suzie, you in?? We'll time the overdose for the 23rd hour.


If I told you.... - Hawt Baux - 11-06-2003

Quote:Originally posted by Opus
as the BareNaked Ladies put it \"It's all been done before\".


They really fucking suck.


If I told you.... - Rooner - 11-06-2003

Alkey has a tough guy image?

Id gather my family and proceed to get them all stoned out of their gourd to see how they act. The kids would get candy of course. Then Id have sex for the last hour. And after sex, Id just relax for the last 58 minutes.


If I told you.... - header - 11-06-2003

I'd prolly have an anxiety attack and die 4 minutes after you unleashed all that info on me.


If I told you.... - Ladbag - 11-06-2003

I would go out and hijack a news crew. Then I would jerk off on live tv. If possible I might also hijack a city bus, and have them film me jerking off while leading police on a dangerous high speed chase.


If I told you.... - Wookies Cruel Circus - 11-06-2003

Quote:Originally posted by Rooner
Id gather my family and proceed to get them all stoned out of their gourd to see how they act. The kids would get candy of course. Then Id have sex for the last hour. And after sex, Id just relax for the last 58 minutes.

Who would you have sex with if you have just gathered your family?


If I told you.... - Rooner - 11-06-2003

Quote:Originally posted by Wookies Cruel Circus
Quote:Originally posted by Rooner
Id gather my family and proceed to get them all stoned out of their gourd to see how they act. The kids would get candy of course. Then Id have sex for the last hour. And after sex, Id just relax for the last 58 minutes.

Who would you have sex with if you have just gathered your family?

The Mrs.


If I told you.... - Buttmunch - 11-06-2003

I would go out for a big meal, big enough so I could take some home to eat tomorrow.


If I told you.... - Rooner - 11-06-2003

Quote:Originally posted by Buttmunch
I would go out for a big meal, big enough so I could take some home to eat tomorrow.

Where ya been?