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Average Joe - sweet angel - 12-09-2003

And you shall find said woman.


Average Joe - Faceman - 12-09-2003

It's getting thick in here


Average Joe - 60FeetUnderWater - 12-09-2003

Faceman, seriously. c'mon man...kryst.

Of course it would be GREAT to have a hot chick with all of the features I seek in a woman but most hot woman don't cultivate thier character, they learn early on about how they can use their looks (and not personality or charisma) to get the things in life that they want.

Most hot chicks just don't care to cultivate the true important things within themselves that would make them an ideal person to commit too. They rather bat their eyelashes, take a man for all that he's worth and move along.


Average Joe - sweet angel - 12-09-2003

I'm one of the "dependable" ones (at least I think I am). I've had my share of bad boys, and the good guys who were just friends.

I'm the type to go out in a t-shirt and jeans. I used to be friends with 2 girls (one who always dressed up and wore a ton of makeup and the other who was tiny but looked kind of easy). Whenever we went out, NO ONE ever approached me. If they did, it was to ask about the other two. I'm not model material, but I'm FAR from ugly. So, it works both ways.


Average Joe - Faceman - 12-09-2003

There are a ton and I mean a TON of not-so-hot but not-so-ugly, slightly overweight women out there with hearts of gold who will treat any man that gives them the time of day like a god. In return the guys can treat them like the queens that they deserve to be treated like. Walk down the street, they are there, go to any bar, they are there too, they are all around us 24/7. So my question is...have you ever, EVER given any of them the fucking time of day or do you go to your pickup spot, wherever that may be, and just scope out the hot chicks in the hope that you may hit it off with one of them?????? It's all well and good to talk on a message board about how wide your tastes are and how you're into unconventional women, but it's another to go out and actually practice what you preach. That's all I'm saying

And sweet, as long as I've known you, you've always seemed like a down to earth kind of girl. Although that's just an impression I get from your postsSmile


Average Joe - sweet angel - 12-09-2003

Quote:And sweet, as long as I've known you, you've always seemed like a down to earth kind of girl. Although that's just an impression I get from your posts

Aw shucks! Now I'm blushing! Angel


Average Joe - Faceman - 12-09-2003

Quote:Originally posted by sweet angel
Quote:And sweet, as long as I've known you, you've always seemed like a down to earth kind of girl. Although that's just an impression I get from your posts

Aw shucks! Now I'm blushing! Angel
Wink


Average Joe - 60FeetUnderWater - 12-09-2003

1 - I don't frequent nor have any "pickup spots"

2 - I don't go to a bar to meet women...I go there to DRINK.

3 - I always prescribed to the notion that one should not look for love; love will find you when you are ready for it.


Now, do I take a gander at attractive women and think dirty thoughts? of course. I'm a guy, damn it. But do I only seek out "hot women"? NOPE.

Why? because most of them SUCK. Shallow, cunty lil cunts...thats why. I prefer a woman I can shoot the shit with for hours, possesses intelligence, a firm grasp of what she wants in life that DOESN'T need the help of a man, goals/aspirations, possesses sexual prowess as well (but of course, I'd like her to be attractive enough where I want to bang her all day long if she so desired it)


believe it or not.


Average Joe - Faceman - 12-09-2003

Quote:I always prescribed to the notion that one should not look for love; love will find you when you are ready for it.

You've been watching too much Dr. Phil:lol::lol::lol:

Hey if that's how you live your life, more power to you...more times that not though, guys lines to women are just that...lines. After all, we're only GUYS right?


Average Joe - 60FeetUnderWater - 12-09-2003

believe it or not, I've been following that line of advice since before Dr. Phil was ever on Oprah. Since middle school, actually. And that would be circa 88-90.


I do love the way Dr. Phil handles fat poeple though..

"Oh, so you want to lose weight? Well, stop EATING so god damn much, you fuckin' pig. Kryst. Am I right Oprah? Am I right?"


[Oprah, eating from a KFC bucket, licking her fingers...]
"Yup, you sure are Dr. Phil".