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BITCH! What the fuck are you trying to tell me? - The Brain - 12-15-2003
<a href=http://www.thedogtranslator.com/index.php?aff_id=17&aff_sub_id=118 target=new>New "dog translator" hits the market; promises to tell pet owners what Fido is <i>really</i> talking about</a>. :lol:
Quote:The Bow-Lingual is based on groundbreaking voiceprint and behavior analysis conducted at the renowned Japan Acoustic Laboratory. Dr. Matsumi Suzuki of the lab created voiceprints of over 5,000 dog bark samples, determining that there are six fundamental patterns to dog barks. Dr. Suzuki and his staff videotaped each sample and then worked with animal behaviorists from the prestigious Kogure Animalo Hospital, veterinarians and the dogs owners to identify which emotion was being expressed. This research concluded that the six voiceprint patterns statistically correspond to six basic emotions: happy, sad, frustrated, on-guard, assertive and needy. This system was codified into the Animal Emotion Analysis System (AEAS).OK, who wants in on the Santa pool to buy this for Hottie, so GIP doesn't have to loosely translate her Cannnannadianese anymore?
BITCH! What the fuck are you trying to tell me? - GreasyItalianPrincess - 12-15-2003
Oh this will go over well.
BITCH! What the fuck are you trying to tell me? - Black Lazerus - 12-15-2003
my girl showed me an add for this last night i was going to look it up.
BITCH! What the fuck are you trying to tell me? - Sloats - 12-15-2003
Yeah, but when will they create the Woman to English translator? When does "Hint" mean "Ask", "No" means "Harder", "Look Fat" mean "Complement me".......
BITCH! What the fuck are you trying to tell me? - GreasyItalianPrincess - 12-15-2003
women are evil. no need to translate. they will do what they want...and you'll always be wrong. just end it there and remain a victim of their whims.
BITCH! What the fuck are you trying to tell me? - Black Lazerus - 12-15-2003
I wonder if you put this around a womens neck woudl it work.
BITCH! What the fuck are you trying to tell me? - Sloats - 12-15-2003
Quote:Originally posted by Black Lazerus
I wonder if you put this around a womens neck woudl it work.
Quote:six basic emotions: happy, sad, frustrated, on-guard, assertive and needy
Are you kidding? All 6 buzzers would go off at once.
BITCH! What the fuck are you trying to tell me? - 60FeetUnderWater - 12-15-2003
:lol: :lol:
2 Sloat funnies in one month. feel blessed people..feel blessed.
Now, what about a device that lets the owner speak to the dog?
I wanna learn how to say "look bitch, if you piss on this carpet again, I will fuck you the fuck up!" in woof-a-nese.
BITCH! What the fuck are you trying to tell me? - Toronto Hottie - 12-18-2003
Quote:Originally posted by The Brain
<a href=http://www.thedogtranslator.com/index.php?aff_id=17&aff_sub_id=118 target=new>New \"dog translator\" hits the market; promises to tell pet owners what Fido is <i>really</i> talking about</a>. :lol:
Quote:The Bow-Lingual is based on groundbreaking voiceprint and behavior analysis conducted at the renowned Japan Acoustic Laboratory. Dr. Matsumi Suzuki of the lab created voiceprints of over 5,000 dog bark samples, determining that there are six fundamental patterns to dog barks. Dr. Suzuki and his staff videotaped each sample and then worked with animal behaviorists from the prestigious Kogure Animalo Hospital, veterinarians and the dogs owners to identify which emotion was being expressed. This research concluded that the six voiceprint patterns statistically correspond to six basic emotions: happy, sad, frustrated, on-guard, assertive and needy. This system was codified into the Animal Emotion Analysis System (AEAS).OK, who wants in on the Santa pool to buy this for Hottie, so GIP doesn't have to loosely translate her Cannnannadianese anymore?
The running board pool right now is for a treadmill for your fat black ass.
One thing at a time damnit.
BITCH! What the fuck are you trying to tell me? - Rooner - 12-18-2003
Quote:Originally posted by 60FeetUnderWater
:lol: :lol:
2 Sloat funnies in one month. feel blessed people..feel blessed.
Now, what about a device that lets the owner speak to the dog?
I wanna learn how to say \"look bitch, <s>if you piss on this carpet again,</s> I will fuck you<s> the fuck up!</s>\" in woof-a-nese.