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Die Cunt. - 60FeetUnderWater - 03-17-2004

Quote:Originally posted by header

Am I the only one that gets pissed off at myself when I get a ticket?

no no. I do as well. I can only get pissed at myself....



and at the cop for deciding to nab me and not one of the other 3 fucks I was keeping up with.


But ultimately, it's all on me.


Die Cunt. - header - 03-17-2004

I drive 75-85mph on my way home each day. If I get caught I'm fucked (some parts of the highway are double points and double fines for speeding). I know this but I still gamble. When I get caught I will be respectful and kind to the cop answer all his questions sit and wait patiently take my ticket and say thank you after he gives me the run down about who you call how you pay blah blah and when he gets back into my car I will sob like a little girl and curse at myself.


Die Cunt. - 60FeetUnderWater - 03-17-2004

I'm fighting my ticket. I'll fight every one that I get.


Ideally, I should just avoid getting them in the first place. :Confusedigh::


Die Cunt. - madmick - 03-17-2004

Speeding tickets on highways are just another excuse for Insurance Company's to fuck you with rate increases.

FIGHT THE POWER!


Die Cunt. - header - 03-17-2004

And NJ does this fucking thing where I have to pay them $100 every year until my tickets go away. I didn't even get the tickets in NJ! aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh. I'm not allowed to drive on the PA turnpike anymore. 3 tickets on there in 1 1/2 years is bad.


Die Cunt. - Grizzly - 03-17-2004

Maybe if you offered to tickle the cunt cop's taint she would have let you go with a warning not to become a lesbian.


Die Cunt. - header - 03-17-2004

I thought it was confusing to call a guy a cunt too.


Die Cunt. - Black Lazerus - 03-17-2004

you need to watch more Curb


Die Cunt. - header - 03-17-2004

I'm so uncultured I know.


Die Cunt. - Topper Harley - 03-17-2004

Quote:Originally posted by header
I thought it was confusing to call a guy a cunt too.

curb or no curb, it's wierd. I also don't like calling a woman an asshole.