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Die Cunt. - Black Lazerus - 04-13-2004
Quote:I just want the black man to stop getting me down.
hahahah i don't know how i missed that
Die Cunt. - Black Lazerus - 04-13-2004
Quote:Originally posted by Topper Harley
if all else fails, try the chewbacca defense
"Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk who carried a gun and ran from the mob. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it. That does not make sense. Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewoks. That does not make senseâ€.
But more important, you have to ask yourself what does this have to do with this case. Nothing. Ladies and Gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case. It does not make sense. Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending the 2 of the Er triplets and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and Gentlemen I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.
And so you have to remember when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No. Ladies and Gentlemen of this supposed jury it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit.
I know he seems guilty. But ladies and gentlemen this is Chewbacca. Now think about that for one minute. That does not make sense. Why am I talking about Chewbacca when a man's life is on the line? Why? I'll tell you why. I don't know. It doesn't make sense. If Chewbacca does not make sense you must acquit. Here look at the monkey , look at the silly monkey.
![[Image: monkey.gif]](http://www.ats-ascott.com/design/monkey.gif)
The defense rests."
Die Cunt. - Topper Harley - 04-13-2004
ahem... "ER <b>TRIPLETS</b>"
Die Cunt. - Rooner - 04-13-2004
What I do?
Die Cunt. - Topper Harley - 04-13-2004
i'm impressed that laz bothered to change the quote to be relevant and I'm also impressed that I managed to read all of it.
Die Cunt. - Topper Harley - 04-13-2004
Quote:Originally posted by Rooner
What I do?
don't you get it? being an ER Triplet on this board makes us like the coloreds back in the sixties. we didn't have to do anything, we just had to be something.
Die Cunt. - Rooner - 04-13-2004
Well then call me fucking Huey Newton!
![[Image: fist%20dove%20blue%20black.JPG]](http://www.kenzenkarate.com/images/fist%20dove%20blue%20black.JPG)
Die Cunt. - Topper Harley - 04-13-2004
call header and me "the news"
Die Cunt. - Rooner - 04-13-2004
Laz is gonna hit you.
Die Cunt. - Topper Harley - 04-13-2004
then i have succeeded