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Looking for a job? - Rooner - 04-15-2004
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN
JAPAN) for 6 a.m. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he
shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress
shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis
shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric
skillet (MADE IN
INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much
he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN
TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN
GERMANY) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the
end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decided to relax
for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN
BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on
his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good
paying job in.....AMERICA.
Looking for a job? - header - 04-15-2004
I want to make a motion to the powers that be to make Rooner the mod of a new forum dedicated to e-mail forwards jokes and whatnot.
Looking for a job? - Rooner - 04-15-2004
*blush*
Looking for a job? - Sloats - 04-15-2004
Gee, what asshole driving a Volkeswagen or Audi, wants to spend his day making sneakers?
We are drifting away from being a manufacturing nation. Our jobs are commercial and consultive. Your head is more important than your hands.
Play more Simcity and you will find that Commercial properties yield much more taxes than Industrial, plus you don't have to build as many parks to fight off the polution.
Looking for a job? - header - 04-15-2004
I like to build little sim villages that are industrial wastelands.
Looking for a job? - Keyser Soze - 04-15-2004
urban developers should be taking cues from sim city?
Looking for a job? - header - 04-15-2004
You should always be prepared for a tornado, hurricane and riot in one city on the same day.
Looking for a job? - Keyser Soze - 04-15-2004
or alien invasions.
Looking for a job? - Hawt Baux - 04-15-2004
Sandals & wine?
Joe sounds like a fag.
Looking for a job? - Toronto Hottie - 04-15-2004
I bet he had French fries, for lunch too.