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FUCK YOU SMARTY - Crack Hitler - 06-05-2004
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I hate sports that involve animals.
These people on TV seem to be doing all they can to restrain themselves from just getting down on all fours and sucking this horse’s cock.
It’s a goddamn horse for Christ sake. The offer is 40 million to buy this loser. If I had the money I’d buy the fucking thing and barbecue it on national television.
If I wasn't busy laughing at how horrible these people are feeling, I would be horrified at the amount of coverage and importance that is given to midgets on horses.
FUCK YOU SMARTY - header - 06-05-2004
They're pretty rich losers, though.
FUCK YOU SMARTY - madmick - 06-05-2004
Those little kids with their I Love You Smarty letters. Hope they all turn into crack whores!!!!
FUCK YOU SMARTY - header - 06-05-2004
Philly over hyped this thing and had a block party. Once I heard of that I knew this whole thing was doomed.
FUCK YOU SMARTY - Hasegawa - 06-05-2004
Another Philly loser...who didn't see this coming?
Send this phucker to the glue factory.
FUCK YOU SMARTY - GreasyItalianPrincess - 06-06-2004
Quote:Originally posted by Crack Hitler
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I hate sports that involve animals.
These people on TV seem to be doing all they can to restrain themselves from just getting down on all fours and sucking this horse’s cock.
It’s a goddamn horse for Christ sake. The offer is 40 million to buy this loser. If I had the money I’d buy the fucking thing and barbecue it on national television.
If I wasn't busy laughing at how horrible these people are feeling, I would be horrified at the amount of coverage and importance that is given to midgets on horses.
and the news and sports shows and sites all said him winning was a foregone conclusion. wrong fuckers. but i bet he'll make a fabulous glue.
FUCK YOU SMARTY - BITENY - 06-06-2004
I see absolutley no point in any of this. All this hype over a horse. Woo hoo. It runs. It has a little man on it with a whip-thing. Who cares.
FUCK YOU SMARTY - tricia - 06-06-2004
if not for belmont i woulda worked a whole shift for 5 bucks today. people are into this shit, i had no idea. before the race they were reporting on what smarty did for the last 24v hours. well, he ate. he ran. now he's gonna eat and fuck a whole lot and his owners are gonna get even more ridiculously rich than they were all ready.
FUCK YOU SMARTY - GreasyItalianPrincess - 06-06-2004
Quote:now he's gonna eat and fuck a whole lot
sounds fabulous to me
FUCK YOU SMARTY - EffinC - 06-06-2004
The horse made over $7.5 Million for his owners, has a better length total than Affirmed, won the preakness by 11 1/2 while the greatest horse that ever did and ever will live had merely 2 1/2.
That boys and girls mean that his spunk is worth millions. He just lost the biggest race of his/his owners life, and now he gets to fuck for the rest of his life living in air conditioned stables, eating $900 per square yard grass, and drinking spring water.
You miss your sales quota next quarter and see if your boss hooks you up like that.