To Tell The Truth......

[GreasyItalianPrincess]

are you happy?

[KensPen]

no,
I am not happy....

I used to be a pretty happy person.
a lot of that has been eroded over the years.

[Suzie]

Now I'm trying to pick my own most embarrassing moment. It's tough cuz I have so many.
The first one that comes to mind is projectile vomiting in the middle of lthe living room at my firend's Xmas party.

[Black Lazerus]

have you ever stolen anything?
if so what when and who from

[GreasyItalianPrincess]

i once stole quarters from my apartment mate in college. He had a giant jar of quarters, and I was short on cash...but he gave you this whole fuckin speech if you wanted to borrow $$. Turns out, my other 2 apt mates were doing same thing...and his jar depleted to almost 70% before he finally noticed and freaked. We all realized we were all doing it...but we never said a thing.

[KensPen]

my older sister made me steal pens from woolworth's when I was in jr. High school.

I stole a real cool match box from a girl in the first grade.

[MYLF]

I stole a bra once. I was so flat chested that it never occurred to my mom to buy me one. All my friends were wearing bras, I was wearing an undershirt. Look at that, stealing and most embarrassing all in one post. Damn, I'm good.

[Keyser Soze]

ken has a kid???

[GreasyItalianPrincess]

Originally posted by Keyser Soze
ken has a kid???

teh funny has been carried to the new generation.

[KensPen]

he wants to do 3 min of standup for his school talent show.....

years from now we will all know HIS most embarrasing moment.