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Attention Please!!!
#61
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
She doesn't speak with her mouth full.



Who said anything about you sticking your dick in her mouth???
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#62
I don't stick it anywhere.

I gently place it in a loving fashion...
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#63
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
I don't stick it anywhere.

I gently place it in a loving fashion...



[Sandler]Tap Tap Taaaaap it in[/Sandler]
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#64
Quote:I don't stick it anywhere.

I gently place it in a loving fashion...
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[Sandler]Tap Tap Taaaaap it in[/Sandler]
<center><i>At a Medium Pace</i>
<b>Adam Sandler</b>

Put your arms around me baby
Can't you see I need you so
Hold me close against your skin
I'm about to begin
Lovin' you

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock
At a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me
How big they are
Honey, rub your beaver
Up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed
And watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out
At a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick
And how big it was
Now shave off my pubes
And punch me in the face
Whoa darlin'
Make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman
And take my picture to show
All the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take the shampoo bottle
Out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off

Strap on a dildo
And make me give you head
Tell me to slow down
And do it at a medium pace
I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell me it's time to make love
But now I can't
'Cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes
And you realize
How much I enjoy lovin' you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at lovin' you
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#65
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
She doesn't speak with her mouth full.






What she eats something when you guys have sex......
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